My new Dell laptop arrived. I opened the box and this is the first thing I saw.

AAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE!!!!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Please, no singing into the toilet.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Please, fasten your seat belts and no autoerotic asphyxiation while the plane is in motion.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Sleeping on pillows is strictly forbidden.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Never mind how... why did you put your head into the steering wheel like that?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Dude, you're gettin' a Sphyxiated!

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

holding choking signs up to your face while driving is strictly prohibited. but fun, nonetheless.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

"Oh no you should have gotten a mac and its killing me!"

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Who ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

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I has a flavor!

Just say NO to opera-singing Powdered Toast Man imitators.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!