You Say Obama, I Say Osama by boloboffin 1-03-07

Hi, I'm Barack Obama, a United States Senator. And I'm Osama bin Laden, a terrorist leader. We're here today because a number of media types have been mixing up our names. Yeah. We'd like to point out some ways of keeping us separated in your minds. For one thing, it's pretty damned easy to find me. Holla!

You Say Obama, I Say Osama (2) by boloboffin 1-03-07

Another thing is we look nothing alike. I'm a Muslim and he's a Christian. I'm a UNITED STATES SENATOR, and he gets his buddies to fly planes into our buildings. And you've had seven years to learn my face, twenty if you've been paying attention, but Obama here's been in the public eye for five years. I don't think they're getting it. Yeah. We're losing the "wouldn't have either of them marrying our daughter" crowd.

You Say Obama, I Say Osama (3) by boloboffin 1-03-07

Look, people. My last name is Obama. His first name is Osama! I think that's too subtle. Those are the names we're known by in the American press. Hm. Well, I've got a B in my name, you've got an S. If we work out an association with the letters and ourselves... Hey, you've got two B's. Barack Obama. BB? Yeah! Would you mind holding one for the rest of your public career?

You Say Obama, I Say Osama (4) by boloboffin 1-03-07

Ladies and Gentlemen, Obama and Osama have agreed on a mnemonic device to help us keep their names straight. Gentlemen? I can't believe... Let's get it over with. Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Aagh! Snake! A Snake! Snake! A Snake! Ohhhh, it's a Snake!

You Say Obama, I Say Osama (5) by boloboffin 1-03-07

All right. Hey, what'd you ever do about your Hussein problem? But he's dead. You really think... It is the American media we're talking about here. *sigh* Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger Mushroom, mushroom

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

why doesn't Obama get Osama while they are standing together

does he just let him get away?

make another part I want a happy ending

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Batman created by Bob Kane

It was brought to my attention last night that the "badger badger" reference might be obscure. So if you don't understand that part, then here's the link to the badger badger video:

Badger Badger Badger

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

You Say Obama, I Say Osama (Epilogue) by boloboffin 7-13-12

Hey, Osama, I thought of another way people could tell us apart from now on. Really? Lay it on me, Obama. I could get used to this.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker