There are all sorts of technicalities that really really suck. One for instance, is that in order for me to do the five days of annual training I have scheduled for next week, I need to get a room at the base I'll be working at. But I can't get a room without having orders saying I'm supposed to be there for the specific dates, even though I'm on a roster of personnel to be working at said base for said dates. And I have yet to receive my orders.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to come up with some inane and ridiculous technicalities, or about things resulting from technicalities. Bonus points if you can do it in one panel. I'll judge this contest on the 15th, when I'm supposed to be back from my duty.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'CC 344: The Origin Story']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'Pedophilia Revisited']

Enjoy.

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1378']

RandomComicLayoutGuy

The technicality that keeps you from winning is article 47J-6A of the contest judging handbook: "RandomComicLayoutGuy is not allowed to win contests unless all other entries are unsuitable for a win."

So you lose on a technicality unless you win on a technicality.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'cc344 quincy in spring']

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what if nigger meant kite

[Click to view comic: 'Penile Blunders']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 344: Technically on the safe side']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

HCRoyall

Damn!  Just another way the man keeps a wigger down!

[Click to view comic: 'Groovy! - More Thoughts from My Fucking Cat']

[Click to view comic: 'RCL no. 1380']

[Click to view comic: 'cc344: a technicality.']

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woof

[Click to view comic: 'CC 344: Can't Help Mooself']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 344: Techno Cow Entry']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 344: Techno Cow Exit']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

[Click to view comic: 'CC 344: Technically on the safer side']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

[Click to view comic: 'CC #344: Big Technicality']

[Click to view comic: 'CC 344: Technically healthier']

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Well, that time has come. It came down to a tie between these two comics:

mandingo

BigFrank105

I had to push this thing into extra innings, but it was a close win for BigFrank by two large insertions and a moneyshot.

Take it away, BigFrank, and don't forget it's your turn to clean up the mess.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

always the fluffer, never the guy delivering pizza to the sorority house.

but i assure you, as first runner up i'll be ready and waiting if Frank finds he can't fulfill his duties because he accidentally got hit over the head with a piano and locked in my trunk

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what if nigger meant kite

"Big Frank?  BIG FRANK??" he said, over and over, in that voice reminiscent of Jim Mora saying, "Playoffs?  PLAYOFFS??"  hehehehe

Whoa! Whoaaaaaaa... I didn't bother checking this thing out until today and I found out that I freakin' WON! Well thanks, HC. And sorry about the delay... I'll definitely think of a contest by tonight.