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| Hmm, let me see my chart here...it says here that you've been going through an abnormally high amount of stress lately. | |
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| Yeah, Doc. I think it all goes back to Junior High, when I would always stand outside my mailbox, waiting for a reply for my fan letter to the guy who played Danny Tanner on Full House. | |
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| I was obsessed with his beauty, his spell-binding charisma, and his unique talent of acting that transcended the mere medium of television. Alas, God had to go and destroy everything I held sacred. | |
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| The whispers among ABC executives that the Danny Tanner character was a closet homosexual proved too much for TGIF's broadcast standards, and Full House met an untimely death. | |
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| I ... see. Alyssa, how long will it take to get security in here? | |
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| It was about this time that the government started reading my brainwaves. I had to put mayonnaise on my bedroom window that night and sleep with a tin foil blanket to keep them out of my head. | |
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Back in the Psychiatrist's office...
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| Mr. Frederich, it's obvious to me that you suffer from bipolar manic depression with hints of a split personality. I recommend that you take this medication three times a day until further notice. | |
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| OOH, the pills are RED! Does that mean that they're extra strength or somethin'? | |
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Josh takes one right away...
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| Dear God, and this kid graduated from Pekin High School? Note to self: never send the children to PCHS. | |
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What's this?!?! Evil Josh????
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| Oh, I almost forgot...There is a possibility of a severe side effect kicking in... | |
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| Whoa, those pants! Who's your fashion consultant, Helen Keller? And which dwarf are you supposed to be again? | |
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Evil Josh, having just been literally personified, scours the central Illinois bar scene.
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He spots his prey over on the dance floor of The Toolbox.
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| Hey, I've heard of you. Aren't you the physical manifestation of Josh's evil side? | |
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| Yeah, that's who I am. Whatcha think of these dance moves, huh? What are you doing tonight? Leaving here with me, hopefully? | |
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| I always imagined you as being much larger...like nine feet tall or something. | |
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| Haha, you're a comedian, too! That's a huge turn on for me! Hey, are those moon pants?... | |
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Okay, not really.
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