The discussion Andy and I had about the merits of Marky Mark has inspired me to do this:

It's such a good vibration (feat. Loretta Holloway) by kramer_vs_kramer 10-31-01

RAAR! PRESENT YOUR ASS! Hold on, who are you? MY NAME IS HECTOR THE BOOTY INSPECTOR AND MY JOB IS TO INSPECT THE BOOTIES OF ALL WHO WALK ON BY MARKY MARK. Oh all right then. THIS IS TOO EASY.

Music for the people by kramer_vs_kramer 10-31-01

RAAR! BOOTY NEEDS WIDENING OPERATION TO COME UP TO FUNKY BUNCH STANDARDS. Ow! What are you doing? DO NOT BE ALARMED. TOBOR, UM, HECTOR IS PERFORMING NECESSARY CORNHOLING, ER, BOOTY ADJUSTMENTS. I see. When does Mark Wahlberg get here? MARK WHO?

This might surprise you almost as much as it did me, but when I turned up in Dubai last summer, that Marky Mark guy was actually DJing in the swimming pool. I kid you not.

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