This is the party I went to last night. I stayed for around 2 hours, nearly had my dress ripped off three times, got hit on only by the guys with girlfriends, and had a home video made of me drinking a beer by a 24 y/o virgin who has tried to get with me since I was 12 and he was 19.
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Imagine, if you will, I'm wearing a black vinyl dress and the cowboy is a cross between a vampire and a musketeer.
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Mediocrity at its most average.