"And I have never had one single cavity! Look! LOOK!!"

"I TOLD you she wasn't my kid, baby!"

Susie eagerly demonstrated what she would do for the drummer in exchange for a backstage pass the second that his significant other looked away.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

--You think I'm hung like a horse ? You should check out my Ho!

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Tammy's transparent attempt to be black fell flat again.

The white-ubus worked her evil spell, blinding her victims with her pallor.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- Coming out of a horror movie, Jenny suddenly realized her face had froze.

- Just to spite her "Don't give away all your dental secrets, dear" grandma, Lisa walked around like this for the better part of her 20s.

"Goddamn, that was one scary movie!"
"What makes you say that?"
"You're white now."

- Oh Ma Gawd! Mike Tyson!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Having mesmerized her victims, Snake Woman unhinged her jaw and prepared to feast.

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What others say about boorite!

Why is this man smiling? Because he thinks he is out of projectile-vomit range.

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What others say about boorite!