Who would win this tag-team match-up?
1) Tonto (of Lone Ranger fame) hurling exploding tomahawks dipped in acid
2) Anna Nicole's reanimated corpse
1) Indiana Jones wielding a bull whip made from a live cobra
2) Britney Spears in the throws of a withdrawal-induced rage and with a grappling hook instead of a right hand.
Please destroy my question with an answer.
I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.