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Zaster
Wait for it...

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Who would win this tag-team match-up?

TAG-TEAM #1:

1) Tonto (of Lone Ranger fame) hurling exploding tomahawks dipped in acid

2) Anna Nicole's reanimated corpse

VS:

TAG-TEAM #2:

1) Indiana Jones wielding a bull whip made from a live cobra

2) Britney Spears in the throws of a withdrawal-induced rage and with a grappling hook instead of a right hand.

Please destroy my question with an answer.

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2-23-07 8:47am (new)
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finn34
King of Deadlines

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Indiana Jones hates snakes, thus team 2 would be down by a player.

 

Anna's reanimated corpse is waterlogged from walking from the Bahamas, so team 1 is down by a player.

 

it's a tough match to call

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2-23-07 9:35am (new)
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ivytheplant
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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Zaster

Is that acid as in sulfuric or acid as in lysergic?

2-23-07 9:51am (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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Does that mean Tonto is immune himself to the effects of acid and/or laceration, thus ruling out those methods of attack against him?

2-23-07 1:34pm (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Indeed.  I imagine it's hard to throw acid-dipped tomahawks without getting a little splashback.

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2-23-07 3:55pm (new)
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crackpanther
Recreational User

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not_Scyess

 

True dat:

 

2-23-07 7:04pm (new)
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UnknownEric
and the Goblet of Mountain Dew.

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Please. Britney alone could beat all three of the other participants.

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2-24-07 7:54am (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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UnknownEricShe's like an anit-Samson. Once she cuts off her hair she's unstoppable.  Not even expensive rehab centers can hold her.

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2-24-07 7:59am (new)
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LuckyGuess
hm

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Plus she can use her dried menstrual blood as a shield coat over her skin.

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2-24-07 5:10pm (new)
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El_Phen
Does not play well with others.

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If it's going to be the Original Tonto then I'd go for team one as he  must be dcead by now and would be a zombie too. Also, I'm pretty sure neither of team two has much experience of fighting the undead. Unless you count that really old knight in the Last Crusade. And those things from The Arc of the Covenant but Indy didn't really fight those so much as close his eyes.

Plus exploding acid coated tomahawks? How can they lose?

2-27-07 2:34pm (new)
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