Who would win this tag-team match-up?

TAG-TEAM #1:

1) Tonto (of Lone Ranger fame) hurling exploding tomahawks dipped in acid

2) Anna Nicole's reanimated corpse

VS:

TAG-TEAM #2:

1) Indiana Jones wielding a bull whip made from a live cobra

2) Britney Spears in the throws of a withdrawal-induced rage and with a grappling hook instead of a right hand.

Please destroy my question with an answer.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Indiana Jones hates snakes, thus team 2 would be down by a player.

Anna's reanimated corpse is waterlogged from walking from the Bahamas, so team 1 is down by a player.

it's a tough match to call

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Zaster

Is that acid as in sulfuric or acid as in lysergic?

Does that mean Tonto is immune himself to the effects of acid and/or laceration, thus ruling out those methods of attack against him?

Indeed.  I imagine it's hard to throw acid-dipped tomahawks without getting a little splashback.

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not_Scyess

True dat:

Please. Britney alone could beat all three of the other participants.

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UnknownEricShe's like an anit-Samson. Once she cuts off her hair she's unstoppable.  Not even expensive rehab centers can hold her.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Plus she can use her dried menstrual blood as a shield coat over her skin.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

If it's going to be the Original Tonto then I'd go for team one as he  must be dcead by now and would be a zombie too. Also, I'm pretty sure neither of team two has much experience of fighting the undead. Unless you count that really old knight in the Last Crusade. And those things from The Arc of the Covenant but Indy didn't really fight those so much as close his eyes.

Plus exploding acid coated tomahawks? How can they lose?