Today is my 6th stripperversary.  In my roughly 2,191 days on this site, I have made 1,672 comics, which is a ratio of about 0.7631218621633957, or slightly over 3 comics every four days.

I've made 723 posts (including this one), which is about 0.33 posts per day (one post every three days) or 0.4324 posts per comic.  Let's see any of you bitches top that.

I'm 5'6" with light brown hair and stunning blue eyes.

There should be a lot of stripperversaries coming up (or past) among the older people here.  Anyone out there?

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"Old" is the old new.

Happy Stripperversary. Sadly, I won't have mine until October, when I turn the ripe old age of *counts fingers* four.

I turned four in December. I'll be going to Strippergarten soon.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I missed my 6th in January. I average 1 comic every 49 days or so.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I will be two come April 3rd. To this day, I have made over 3000 forum posts and have made almost 900 comics. I plan to up my speed a little to hit 1000 by the time my second stripperversary gets here.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I was one in august. It was a magical day for everyone.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old