I'd be way more impressed with that Batman & Robin Frank Miller comic except for one nagging thing:

When the fuck is that lazy bastard going to put another issue out!? It's been over a year since the last issue! I don't care if he's the goddamned Frank Miller or not, there's no excuse for this!

Those gay Batman panels being used as evidence are merely taken out of context. Besides, most of them are pretty old. This, however, is pretty clear that Superman has been recently gay.

I feel sorry for whoever's ass he pounded. No wonder Jimmy Olsen looks so worried.

Batman is 100% not gay.

Superman, on the other hand, takes a big cock up his ass every day and then crushes it into a diamond.

Because that's just how he rolls.

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While we're still on the subject of Batman...

Ivy, check this out.

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Oh my god. That game combines two of my three loves. If it was radioactive, I would orgasm just looking at it.

I have no hope of this, but if they put it out on Gamecube, that would be cool. Or PS2, which I don't have yet because it hasn't gotten to the price I can justify buying it. Even better, they should just make an SNES or Sega Genesis version of it and that will make me totally happy.

ivytheplant

Unfortunately, I think the last cool thing we're going to see on a Last Gen system is God of War II. Guess it's time for you to sell both kidneys for a PS3.

BigFrank105

Not until the price is under $100. I've never paid more than that for a game system and I refuse to start now. If I played console games more than once a year, maybe.

HCRoyall

woah. batman with green latern powers? he'd be unstoppable (unless someone figured out the weakness to wood ... read as much into that as you want.)

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I actually have an Elseworlds where he becomes the Green Lantern. My little brother read it after eating a grape popsicle and I still can't get all the purple goo off the cover. Stupid boys.