There's a distinct lack of kaufman on this site currently. So here's the idea... Everyone needs to make comics with bad puns in them. If we post them here in one big lump, that may just create enough of a disturbance in the force and the mighty punster himself will feel it.

L. M. Muffett - (D) Ohio by gabe_billings 3-31-07

Have you heard about the new committee Congress is putting together to oversee cheesemaking and statistics? No, what's it called? Wheys and Means.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow by gabe_billings 3-31-07

How'd you get so rich? Missile defense systems is where billionaires are born, son. I also run a chain of successful coffee shops. And who's that little red headed girl with you? Eh, just some orphan I adopted for the tax write off. What was your name again? Daddy Starwarsbucks.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Random Comic! Pun-itive Damages by Scyess 3-05-07

Did you slip some Indian flatbreads into your shipment to the bakery without telling anyone? Maybe I did. So what? So you've violated your contract, and you'll have to come with me. I never should've signed that naan-disclosure agreement. Christ, Stan! First copy-rye infringement, now this.

Random Comic! Shoot Me Before I Make More by Scyess 11-09-06

And now, with weather, here's a slab of bacon. Partially cloudy tomorrow. And remember: to maintain proper urniary tract health, you should drink at least eight glasses of water a day. Damn, Glen. Where did you find this guy? What? You said, "We need someone on weather. Go hire a meaty urologist."

Yay If You Get This One by Scyess 11-02-05

Hey, cool! A robot! Who are you, little guy? I AM THE THAI BOT Right on. What do you do? PRIMARY FUNCTION: TO FLUCTUATE MODERATELY AGAINST THE DOLLAR RELATIVE TO OTHER SOUTHEAST ASIAN CURRENCIES Man... they shouldn't let robotics engineers dabble in currency trading. NOW I HAVE A YEN TO PUT ON A FEW POUNDS AT DINAR. EURO K BY ME; YUAN TO JOIN ME? I'LL PESO WON YOU COME?

Puns: Fear Them by Scyess 5-04-01

...so then he says, "I'm sorry, you can't come in here with that tee shirt on. Long sleeves are required." That's when I pled the 2nd. The 2nd? Yeah! The right to bare arms! Haha! Grrr... Hm... same reaction. Except maybe a few more kicks to the groin... You know, the Hippocratic oath says it's okay not to treat people like you.

A Little Enthusiasm by Scyess 4-28-05

WHAT KIND OF CALL IS THAT?!?! WAS THAT UMPIRE DROPPED ON HIS HEAD AS KID?? THAT WAS A FAIR BALL, YOU FUCKING RETARD!!! Man, this guy is pissing me off. Maybe I should throw a big dog turd in his face. GAAAH! WHO DID THAT? I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!! I'M GONNA... ...and that's when the shit hit the fan. I swear I don't know why I talk to you.

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"Old" is the old new.

What's Ludolph's Number Again? by lukket 3-18-07

Vaguely inspired by http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=955 Are you Matt's math teacher? Yes. Are you aware that he's a diabetic? Yes, I am. He told me that you told the class that they'd get pie if they divided the circumference by the diameter of a circle!? You sir, are a circle jerk!

These are particularly bad:

Goodbye Abbey Road? by lukket 3-12-07

We can't go on meeting secretly like this. Sorry, but you're my habitual attraction. Let's get rid of that habit. I can't undress for you. It's against my wow to the order. Aw, come on. What about my mother superior? She'll be nun, the wiser.

Stripcreator Typecasting by lukket 3-12-07

We've only got food left for a week, and it takes us at most a month to get back. Why don't we go through the enchanted forest. That will save us precious time. Whoa. What happened? What? Something's afoot with your ears.

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