Did you ever wonder what happened between the Resurrection and Jesus actually getting out of the tomb? Well, Mel Gibson reminded us that Jesus had a really great ass, but his movie cut off a bit before the actual exit.

And here's why. Behold, Resurrection Follies, Parts One and Two!

Resurrection Follies by boloboffin 10-21-06

And now I shall make my triumphant exit from the tomb! NONE THIS WAY SHALL PASS! Hanh? NONE THIS WAY SHALL PASS! They sent a border angel to help me out of the tomb!? Metatron was busy.

Resurrection Follies ][: Alive Again! by boloboffin 4-07-07

Fan-fucking-tastic. A border angel blocking my path out of the tomb. You say that like it's some sort of problem. Dude. Christians around the world celebrate the Empty Tomb today. Yeah. So? Yeah, so it's not empty if WE'RE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF IT!!! We don't have to tell 'em.

For the complete story, go to this link:

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/boloboffin/sets/resfoll

PS: I've waited a long time to spring this one on you. Timing is everything. But I really want to thank Injokester for actually coming up with the inner tomb background at my border angel's request.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker