At 3:45am on Monday, April 16th 2007, I started to get rid of all my old crappy comics not in POTFORME. It's a long, slow processes considering I'm on 56k and I can only delete one at a time, but it will get done.

To celebrate, why not look at all my NEW crap from '07. Better? Worse? Same? Still Annoyed by Typos? You decide! ...and yes, I'm going to post all of it. It's not that much.

The Re-Re-Re-Return of Me! by 80_Million_Fleas 3-22-07

Well, me. It's been two years since you last dicked around with this comic creator. You better have something funny. Mega Funny. Rar! I'mmma bacon monster that's going to eat you! How ironic, considering I'm vegan. Yep. Should have comitted suicide while I still had the chance.

RnR: Totally didn't lift this concept from South Park. by 80_Million_Fleas 3-22-07

Yeah, I remember a time -I- used to gnaw on bones. Then I prayed the gay away. Now, I can lead a full, satifying life obeying our true lord and savior without thinking about hot, throbbing erections I personally believe you're full of bullshit and religion is a crutch for the weak. I personally believe I have a fucking sword and they won't send me to jail for killing a stray dog nobody loves. Um... Did I say that? I meant.... bark.

RnR: CoNSUME, YOU FAT BASTARD by 80_Million_Fleas 3-23-07

Hrm. That's interesting. Says here that consumerism is mentally turning adults into spoiled children. I'm going to message Frank about this. Hey Frank, you ever read that book Consumed? ... Frank? I said SWEET PICKLES. SWEET PICKLES. NOT DILL. Put it back and give me another one for free! And this time MAKE IT FASTER. I have hentai to watch! This comic is would actually be funny if it wasn't so damn true.

RnR: These Are Amazing Times We're Living In

Hi, I'd like to return my "Do It Youself Tumor Removal Kit'.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 3-23-07

RnR: 90s? Indeed. by 80_Million_Fleas 3-23-07

It was at this point Susan realized that the "Wilson-Lookalike" contest was rather inane.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Did I mention I'm excluding call the strips from the contests? I didn't? Oh. Well, I am.

RnR: Sometimes---Sometimes. by 80_Million_Fleas 3-23-07

Do you think we had sex too early? I mean, we are only 13 and I've only know you for a week. If I got you pregnate, it would ruin both of our lives. Nah. This is a complex question here. I'm going to need a better answer than Nah. You wanna stick it in my butt? This is the last time I date a blonde.

RnR: Mean Things To Do

Locking stoned potheads in a room with nothing to eat but Blazin' Buffalo Wings? You sir, have a cruel, cruel streak about ya. Eh. At times.

by 80_Million_Fleas, 3-25-07

RnR: Boring Johnny tells a Story. by 80_Million_Fleas 3-25-07

..and after all that, I finally picked up my dry cleaning and went home. Wow! That's amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing! You're a dick, Lancealot.

RnR: I somewhat stole this from the Colbert Report. by 80_Million_Fleas 3-25-07

Good evening, and welcome to the six o'clock pet news. I'm Dan Rover. ..and I'm Kitty Couric. Tonight, we begin with a tragic story from Irat. Senior cowaspondant--

Random: All the Time. by 80_Million_Fleas 4-05-07

Meow. I'm gonna pull out my wiener and fuck this cat.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

This first one had a comment on it, but.. something happened to it. Its now gones.

RnR: Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek alert. by 80_Million_Fleas 4-05-07

Maybe if we reconfigured the communications matrix, we could contact Enterprise. Brilliant idea, Ensign! While we're at it, I can dip my balls in honey and stick it in a beehive, because we'd be accompishing the same god damn thing! Thnik before you open your trap. If you red-shirts did more thinking, you'd do less sucking and dying. Rant all you want, Captain Toupee. I'm still dickin' Uhara.

RnR: I'm the Best... Arrrooooounnd. by 80_Million_Fleas 4-15-07

HOLY RASIN FLAVORED JESUS DANCING ON MOUNTAINS OF MASHED CHEVYS!! What? You're... You're looking at flat-chested shemale porn...? *sigh* You're never going to make it on "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" with those kind of crap improvs. But it was a joke.. about... gays.. Fuck it. I wonder if Wendy's will hire me back.

RnR: You see, the Jazz is like Jello-Pudding. by 80_Million_Fleas 4-15-07

We now return to Abe Vagota and the Telephone!!! So, Mr. Telephone. I hear you like Jaaaaazz. Ahem, I hear you like JAAAZZZ!!! I HEAR YOU LIKE JAAAAAAAAAAAAZ! GOD DAMNIT PHONE, SPEAK TO ME! DO YOU LIKE THE JAZZ OR NOT?! Damn, Adult Swim. You'll greenlight anything.

RnR: The Ballad of Tobor McGee. by 80_Million_Fleas 4-16-07

Felllow Scientists! I've created the World's first rythmically rhyming robot, TOBOR! RARR!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Cornhole? You're supposed to be dropping phat beats... RRAAAARRR!!!! SHUT UP AND BE TOBOR'S BITCH! If only Dr. Hemnhaw had used spellcheck, Tobor would rap instead of rape. All those years working.. Gone to waste....

RnR: Criss Angel--Freaks with Your Mind. by 80_Million_Fleas 4-16-07

Hey. Hey you! Hot buns! Listen to me. LISTEN TO ME. Crap-Cakes. My telepathy isn't working... Why won't he just shut the heck up?! Ah Ha! Damn!

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.