Since Injokester slipped him into our midst, I figured I'd use this comic competition to highlight my dear friend, White Ninja.

use him any way you wish, only these rules apply

1.) White Ninja is to be on the left

2.) NO OLD STRIPS. (obviously)

3.) No Frodoshop, Fotorshop or Fichtershop. Photoshop is OK.

Judging will be exactly 7 days from today (May 7th @ midnight)

here's an example comic :

UTC 3 : Frank & White Ninja by finn34 4-30-07

White Ninja has ... So there I am sticking it to this broad, I mean really ramma-jammin' her. She's screamin' "Frankie, Baby! Do me like you caught me stealing from ya!" ... lost the will ... So we go at it for another three hours. Shit is getting hot and heavy, I mean, sweat dripping off my balls, she's soaking wet, we're both covered in chocolate sauce... ... to kill! So later on we got some lobster from the buffett downstairs, she says, "Frank, you never take me nowhere nice!" and I says, "You're nothing but a silly whore, get over yourself!"

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.

UTC 3

Since MAD magazine was sold to a company in Japan, things have never really been the same. sigh..

by xxausrottenxx, 5-01-07

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Silent but Deadly by Zaster 5-01-07

At last, I have sight of my prey! Stealthily, I unsheathe my sword and approach. I can plainly see and hear you, Dave. You're dressed in a white dust suit you took from the lab and holding a "Pirates of the Caribbean" happy meal toy. uh... NINJA VANISH!! This is pretty much why you lost out on the promotion to begin with.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

UTC by HCRoyall 5-02-07

Isn't this office great? Yeah, you really got something here. Hey, what's that picture there? Me at camp.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

2 hours ahead of time, HCRoyall with the win.

this contest sucked.

good luck to you HC.

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Our liability coverage is zero. Our balls however are enormous.