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XuxiRawe22
Stripcreator Newbie
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Here are my first two attempts at doing comic strips on the Internet. They read more like MAD magazine comic strips that not even they would find funny, but that's just my opnion. I'll have more coming down the pipeline once I get school out of the way. In the meantime, enjoy these:
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Mr. "I'm Cool Because I Make Fun of My Own Race"
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| So, my mother is half Irish and my dad is three-quarters Jamaican. That means I like to get drunk and high at the same time! | |
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Miss "It's Hard Being A Woman Because I've Never Been Laid"
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| Every time I tell a guy about my menstrual cramps and committment, he pukes all over my new cashmere sweater | |
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Sir One Joke Told Seven Ways
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| Words, words, words, I'm a drunk who doesn't wear pants...Words, words, words, I'm a drunk who doesn't wear pants... | |
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The Self-Loathing Loser Who Is Only Funny Because His Life Sucks More Than Yours
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| I'm behind on my rent and my girlfriend left me for my brother. Please laugh at me. Tell me you love me. | |
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| So I said, "Stapler? I hardly even know her!" | |
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The People Who Make Obvious Jokes About Their Day Jobs
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| Being a vampire sucks! Get it? Because I suck blood and my job is so boring... | |
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For the first one, "words, words, words" is another way of saying, "blah, blah, blah".
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