docmike
I think, therefore I doubt.
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| The Bible said it. I believe it. That settles it. | |
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| So basically, you're a non-thinking moron? | |
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| That's the beauty of Christianity, Brother. We don't have to think. | |
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| Plus, that Amy Grant is a real hottie! | |
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| The Bible said it. I believe it. That settles it. | |
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| The Bible said it. I believe it. That settles it. | |
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| What the fuck are you talking about? | |
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Actual Bible Stories: The Tower of Babel. Genesis 11
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| We have to do something, fast! They're building a tower up to heaven! | |
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| That's impossible, isn't it? | |
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| I don't know. What do you think I am, omnipotent? | |
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| Don't you mean "omniscient"? | |
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| I've got it! I'll just mix up their linguistication so they can no longer comunicrate. | |
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| You're fucking losing it, Dad. | |
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Actual Bible Stories: Spilling the Seed. Genesis 38
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| As you know, Son, God killed your brother. Now he wants you to marry your sister-in-law, have sex with her, and raise children. | |
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| But, Dad, I'm not ready for kids yet. | |
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| Yeah, that's right. Just "pull out". | |
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[Click to view comic: 'By The Book (14)']
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