In Search Of... The Loch Ness Monster by fuzzyman 11-02-01

Welcome to "In Search Of..." I'm Leonard Nimoy. Loch Ness. Dark. Deep. What lurks beneath it's surface? Some say there is a monster beneath these murky waters. Others claim it is plesiosaur. Others regard this "Loch Ness Monster" as a myth. *GGGrmph** We are inclined to say that those who claim the monster is a myth are full of shit **GAAaakk!!!

In Search Of... TOBOR by fuzzyman 11-02-01

Welcome to "In Search Of..." I'm Leonard Nimoy. TOBOR. Large. Red. Gigantic telecoping phallus of mythic proportions. TOBOR cornholes the willing and unwilling alike. So the legends say. But does TOBOR really exist? *wink* OHHH HE EXISTS! OH MY *GOD* HE EXISTS! AIIEEEE!!!! TOBOR CORNHOLES, THEREFORE TOBOR IS!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cch cch cch! Tobor's version of the "cogito" kills me.

In Search Of... (Humor) ((Thanks be to fuzzyman)) by Drexle 11-02-01

Welcome to "In Search Of..." I'm Leonard Nimoy. Humor, Laughs, Good Jokes... do they exist? Our search is centered on a website devoted to nothing but the making of comic strips. After an hour of browsing the front page, we see no conclusive proof of its existence... but how do we account for the tales of hilarious running gags?

In Search Of... Kevin Keegan's Perm by fuzzyman 11-03-01

Welcome to "In Search Of..." I'm Leonard Nimoy. Kevin Keegan's Perm. Large. Bushy. Moused like no perm before or since. Amazing. Not seen since the late 1970's, some say that Kevin Keegan's perm never existed. A figment, they say, of our collective imaginations. Let's get this overwith... You sir... Mr. Fuzzyman! Have you seen Kevin Keegan's perm recently? Crap, no! I had to look up who the frick Kevin Keegan was to even do this episode.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cogito Ergo Cum?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Cogito Ergo Cum?

Once every six seconds.

In Search Of... Talisker by fuzzyman 11-04-01

Welcome to "In Search Of..." I'm Leonard Nimoy. Talisker. A robust single-malt with a long, deep smoky finish. What makes it so good? I couldn't tell you. I've been sober for thirteen years. Hey, Mr. Spock! Duuuuuude! God, I need a drink. Live long and prosper, dude!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.