judging by the near complete chaos that ensued after having both the pistons and the tigers in town at the same time, and the fact that the cavs beat the pistons, i can't help but wonder how much/little of cleveland will be left standing if the cavs win that whole championship-thingy.

in the end i guess it really win't make much of a difference. for fuck's sake our river caught on fire. twice. our fucking river.

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Kill Whitey.

Drinking leads to lots of urination, which carries the alcohol out of the body, which then gets transported to the river. Multiply this by a city's worth of drunks, and we get an extremely flammable river.

Not that surprising. I mean, you kinda have to be drunk to live in Ohio and not want to commit suicide.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I've only been in Ohio once and all I remember is paying lots of tolls. Either that or it was Indiana. I can't really tell them apart.

wasn't here. unless you were on I-80.

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Kill Whitey.

Bingo.

Cavs lost the first game of the finals

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But... Paris Hilton has a rash that got her out of jail, so as long as others fulfill her wish that we learn from her mistakes, all is well and right with the world! 

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

If the Cavs win that means we get to see even more commericals featuring the egotistical LeBron James being cast as 4 or more people talking about absolutely nothing but somehow the commercial will have to do with shoes.

Go Spurs!

i have to agree with bigfrank on that. i posted this here topic with the intent of showcasing how idiotic rabid sports fans are and how much contempt i have for them.

so if anyone's construed this as me rooting for my home team, or being upset that they lost, please insert something large into your anus and pump vigorously.

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Kill Whitey.