Just use the Tyler character in the kofightclub category.

That is all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

OPC 39. Twins

Twins! Twins!

by Xuanwu, 7-04-07

OPC 39. Bend Over

Bend over. Bow chicka bow wow.

by Xuanwu, 7-04-07

OPC 39. Testicle Tales

...and that's when I had my left testicle removed. Hey, where are you going?

by Xuanwu, 7-04-07

For lack of other contestants, Xuanwu wins.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Phew. I was worried I'd come in second.