a thread for all the things that annoy the living shit out of you.

i hate it when you're wiping your ass and one finger always manages to evade the toilet paper and get poop on it. why can't someone make uber-wide TP?

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Kill Whitey.

That's why you bunch it up into a giant wad. The paper, not your poop.

I'm getting sick of repeating myself to moronic parents who think that if they ask someone else, their keys will magically appear. And then they forget they already asked me and come up and say "that girl said I can have my keys" when I'm the only "girl" who hands out the fucking keys!

I hate it when the girl refuses to touch my mickey even though I bought her two vodka and rebulls. Harrumph!

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Poo perhaps?

I hate it when stuff happens... that... you have to, you know, deal with.

That sucks.

 

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

i will preface this statement with the fact that i'm fairly drunk...

i hate it when black people or people of other races come into the club i work at because THEY DON'T TIP. seriously, as a rule if you see a black guy, an arabic guy, an asian guy, a eurotrash guy or any other race than white come through your door, the safe money, (in my experience) is that they are either ignorant of, or indifferent to the tipping principle.

to defuse this potential racial timebomb i will add that by no means do all white guys tip. they are just about %400 more likey to do so.

possibly this is a sad commentary on our american society. or more likely it is a metaphor for the struggle of non-whites in our culture as i am sure it is my fault, being a white male between the ages of 30-55, that non whites who have serious language/people skills can't get a good paying job.

yeah, i'm sure that's the problem.

if you don't agree with this, go suck a cock and fuck you. you try dealing with them......

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Kill Whitey.

I'm pretty sure people from Australia and New Zealand don't tip so hot.

I dunno... I got some great tips from DexX when he was visiting from Australia.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I hate it when you're trying to pass somebody on the highway because they're going ten miles below the limit and then as you pass they speed up to ten over the limit just to be an asshole.

On a related note, I hate the assholes in the Virginia Legislature for nt passing a law about idiots cruising along at ten below the limit while in the left lane.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

HCRoyall

Add the people in the NC legislature to that. :)

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

I am in a public place (such as Waffle House on Sunday Morning with a hangover) and some classless shit near me answers their cell phone spends the next 10 minutes loudly engaged in meaningfulness dribble with one of their loser friends:

“Hello”

“Oh I’m at Waffle House”

“You’re at the mall? Are you shopping?”

“Who else is there?”

“We just hung out and stuff.”

“Oh that’s right you were there.”

“I thinking of going to the tanning bed.”

“Really. We could do that.”

“Hang on. I’m getting another call.”

“Oh Hi.”

“Oh I’m at Waffle House talking to Missy.”

“No she’s not here. I’ve got her on hold.”

“I don’t know. Maybe go the tanning bed later.”

“So where are you?”

I REALLY FU@KING HATE THIS!!!!

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Shovel Ready

up4abeer

No, I'm pissing in the fountain.

quote:

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“I thinking of going to the tanning bed.”

“Really. We could do that.”

“Hang on. I’m getting another call.”

“Oh Hi.”

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"Yes, that's right. The hit on the Senator is still planned for for Wednesday."

"Yeah, his flight gets in at noon, so he should reach the hotel by 14 hundred hours."

"That's right. Your get-away vehicle will be stationed... oh, wait a minute... there's some weirdo watching me."

"yeah, I think he's trying to eavesdrop. What a freak. I'll call you back, O.K.? I need to find a handbag to match these cute shoes I found, then I'm on my way to the safehouse."

"O.K., bye bye."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.