These originally start as a random layout.  Feeling a little "flushed" with success, I decided to deficate a few more comics.  I hope they don't "tank"...  Ha, ha.

RCL no. 1647 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-01-07

...and after climbing Mt. Everest, I joined the space program and flew on five missions to the moon, a record that still stands, I might add. Wow. Really? Yeah. Then, I was going to compete the '96 Olympics as a decathlete, but I pulled out to join the Foreign Legion to help hunt down Osama bin Laden... You don't say! Um... When was the last time somebody flushed you? Been a while... Why? Because I think you're full of SHIT!

Groovy! - Presents: The Two Johns by edoggydog 8-02-07

Hey John? Yeah, John? Wanna hear a joke? Sure... This blind whore wanders onto a farm and starts giving a bull a handjob, and the farmer says- Sorry. I'm not into "bathroom" humor...

Groovy! - The Two Johns by edoggydog 8-03-07

So, if you're not into "bathroom" humor... What kind of humor do you like? "Slap-dick"... Don't you mean "slap-STICK"? No, slap-dick... What's "slap-dick'? When some guy's taking a piss, and he's standing too close to the bowl, I drop the lid down on his johnson! HAHAHAHAHAHA It's a RIOT!

Groovy! - The Two Johns by edoggydog 8-03-07

Hey, John... Do you like "groaners"... Okay... [*sigh*] Let's hear it. If, you're an American standing outside a public restroom. What are you when you're inside the restroom? Let me guess... "I'm-a-peein'"? That's supposed to be, "European", asshole! You gonna cry like a little bitch? Huh, John? Are, ya? Cry, bitch, CRY! *WAAAAAAAAH*

Groovy! - The Two Johns by edoggydog 8-03-07

I'm so tired of everyone pissing on me! Hellooooo... You're a TOILET! Oh. Dumbass!

I have the urge to take a huge steaming shit in my pants after reading these.

Cre8tive13

Gee, another positive, supportive message from you.  You're a real peach!

These comics are "da shit."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! - The Two Johns by edoggydog 12-27-07

Mey, Mohn.... Mid moo mave a mood Mistmas? What was that, John? Mid moo mave a mood Mistmas? Sorry, dude... I can't understand a word you're saying! [ *FLUSH* ] I said, did you have a good Christmas? Yes, and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full...

The Two Johns by edoggydog 2-09-08

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Hey, John... WAKE UP!! ZZZZZZ- *snort* What's up, John? What do you think of mandingo's comic contest? [ FLUSH!! ] We're never going to win one of these stupid CC's with that attitude, dumbass!

The Two Johns - "There Will Be Yack!" by edoggydog 2-14-08

Hey, John... Have you seen the new Daniel Day-Lewis movie? Nope. Neither have I. But, I just LOVE the promos I constant-ly hear on the radio! I actually HATE those promos! If, I hear just one more quote from "There Will Be Blood', I think I'll- "There's a whole ocean of oil beneath our feet, and I'm the only one that can get at it!" -throw up!*YAAAAAAAAACK*

The Two Johns - "There Will Be Bloods, Yo!" by edoggydog 2-14-08

"I have a competition in me... I don't want anyone else to succeed!" Please, John. No more Daniel Day-Lewis quotes! "I...drink...your... ...MILKSHAKE! I drink it UP!!" Stop! "I drink it UP! I drink it ALL up! Drinky, drinky, DRINKY!! Give me that milkshake, bitch! I'll drink it drier than your grandma's pussy!" IF, YOU DON'T STOP QUOTING THAT GODDAMN MOVIE, THERE REALLY WILL BE BLOOD...YOURS!!

The Two Johns by edoggydog 2-19-08

...and then the Inuit says, "Your igloo or mine, Nanook?" HAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHA-[*flush*] GODDAMMIT!! What's wrong, John? I have a leaky-[*flush*] flush valve. Every-time I try to speak, I inadvertently-[*flush*] FLUSH! Have you called a plumber? Yeah. But, that god-[*flush*] damn-[*flush*] ass-[*flush*] hole-[*flush*] won't return my-[*flush*] CALLS! Are you sure you don't have the hiccups?

The Two Johns by edoggydog 2-19-08

Hey, John... Yes, John? I just won an on-line no limit hold 'em tournament. Guess what my winning hand was? Gee, let me guess... A "flush"? How'd you know? I took a shot.

RCL no. 2519 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-10-11

Nice tits! Who said that?

RCL no. 2905 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-29-12

I wonder if Bruce is going to invite me to his scrotum shaving party... Faggot! Who said that?

RCL no. 2910 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-31-12

AAAAAAAAHHH... There's nothing better than taking a long piss after a successful day of panhandling! LOSER! Who said that?

Groovy! - The Two Johns Ride Again by edoggydog 4-02-12

One-by-one, men come in here, pee all over my seat, then walk out! So..? SO, WHY DON'T THESE ASSHOLES HAVE THE COURTESY TO WIPE THE FUCKING SEAT WHEN THEY'RE DONE?? Relax, John... It's not that big of a deal. I know, John... I'm just in a "pissy" mood.

RCL no. 4323 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-03-14

Hey, John... Yes, John? Do you ever get that "not-so-fresh" feeling? Uh... (Twenty-three minutes later...) Why won't you give me answer? I'm STALLING for time.

Groovy! - The Two Johns: RedfeatheR Edition by edoggydog 10-07-14

Hey, John... Yes, John? Do you play video games? Not as often as I'd like, but yes, I do. Which one is your favorite? "Call of Doody".

Groovy! - The Two Johns: Bible Babble by edoggydog 10-07-14

Hey, John... Do you read The Bible? Yes, John... What's your favorite book? "Doody-ronomy". I thought you'd say the Book of John. More specifically, John 2. Most Christians think that number two is the SHIT, baby!

Groovy! - The Two Johns: A Pun Too Far by edoggydog 10-07-14

Hey, John... Do you like classic TV shows from the 50's? Love 'em, John! Which one is your favorite? "I Love Lucy". Really? Nahhhhhhh... "Howdy Doody".

RCL no. 4445 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-02-14

Aaaaaaaaah... There's nothing like relieving Señor Air Dick after a hard day's work! Heh, heh, heh... Tu hablaste "duro"! ¿Quién dijo eso?

RCL no. 6499 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-31-18

Give me an "S"... Give me an "H"... Give me an "I"... Give me a "T"... What do get? The previous 6498 comics! RAH!! Yeah. Rah.

There's a water closet in your water closet. Inception! by themushroom 1-06-19

Hey John! What, John? Why are we separated by two walls and a lockable door around another toilet? Maybe the middle John is shy? Or the artist was an idiot. Stall, stall will tear us apart... again.

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Say something cryptic then leave snickering.

RCL no. 6915 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-21-19

It's your opening move, John... Hello? It's your opening move! DAMMIT JOHN!! MAKE A MOVE!!! I don't think he can reach me.

RCL no. 7732 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-11-23

Hey, John..? Yes, John? It looks like we're near the end... Of what? The toilet paper roll? No, you idiot! Read the banner above. "Made me laugh way more than I should have!" -atomiclunch. I don't get it.

RCL no. 7796 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-26-23

Hey, John... Yes, John? Where is everyone? Working from home... I guess they saw no reason for coming back to the office after the pandemic. Makes sense... Though, I was beginning to believe no one gives a shit anymore. Ha, ha... I get it.