Anything about the matrix is worth mentioning.
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I couldn't find the other thread for stuff on the main page, so i just put this here.

I really hated the Matrix.

sorry.

Then may you burn in hell till your body festers with boils and your screams reach octaves never thought possible. Or may your next movement be unpleasant. (One or the other, I'll let you decide.)

I LOVE the Matrix. Probably my favorite movie. Despite the fact that Keanu Reeves makes me shudder.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[b]Hate[b] is such a strong word. There's probably only one movie I've ever seen that earns that verb from me. Not The Matrix, which I enjoyed, not Manos: The Hands of Fate, which someone ought to do in three panels, but an interminable piece of celluoid uberennui that my father dragged myself and my sisters to when I was in my early teens called Funny Lady. That would have been painful enough had it only run two hours, but being too young to drive at the time ... I probably could have pressed kidnapping charges had I so desired.

Now watch, andydougan probably gives it 4.5 stars :-)

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blah blah blah Funny Lady. blah blah

Now watch, andydougan probably gives it 4.5 stars :-)

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[b]Hate[b] is such a strong word. There's probably only one movie I've ever seen that earns that verb from me. Not The Matrix, which I enjoyed, not Manos: The Hands of Fate, which someone ought to do in three panels, but an interminable piece of celluoid uberennui that my father dragged myself and my sisters to when I was in my early teens called Funny Lady. That would have been painful enough had it only run two hours, but being too young to drive at the time ... I probably could have pressed kidnapping charges had I so desired.

Now watch, andydougan probably gives it 4.5 stars :-)[/b][/b]

Well, now, that's a rather bold statement.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Keanu Reeves was in the Matrix?

Yeah, I missed the slash on the close-bold symbol after "Hate", and figured that reposting or unsolicitedly apologizing would be more obnoxious than litting it slip by.

No more red pills for me.

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He was the one who dressed up as an agent, surfed with them, and was forced to rob a bank to save Trinity.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Actual news: Texas may suck Bush, but they know how to have fun.

DALLAS (Reuters) - Dallas-area police on Wednesday were pursuing a stolen 18-wheel truck hauling a burning load of lumber, the Dallas Police Department said.

The truck was stolen about 2:20 p.m. EST and police patrol cars and a helicopter were still giving chase some 90 minutes later, police spokeswoman Janice Houston said.

Local TV station KDFW broadcast live pictures of the pursuit that showed the truck zig-zagging as it drove at high speed along interstate freeways and residential streets, spilling part of its load along the way.

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