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Scyess
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Yay, series.

http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Scyess/sets/intelligencia/

Intelligencia | by Scyess
8-21-07
So I managed to get a date tonight with a girl who's way smarter than me.
If she's so smart, why the hell did she agree to go out with you?
Oh, wait... she's only smarter than you. Never mind.
Thanks; I was hoping you could build up my confidence like that.

Intelligencia ][ by Scyess
8-21-07
I'm really nervous about my date with this smart girl...
If she really is that smart, why is she going out with you?
Well, I might've sort of subtly implied that the date could possibly in some way or another be with someone else.
Sorry, 5 minutes is taken. But there's still room in the pool if you want to bet the date lasts fifteen.
You'd better give me damned good odds, buddy.

Intelligencia ]|[ by Scyess
8-21-07
If your date is so smart, why are you taking her to a creationist lecture?
Smart people like lectures! And besides, Dr. McDermophbladt is not a creationist!
...and through my research I believe I have proved beyond all reasonable doubt that humans did not evolve from apes... but from bananas!
What the hell is he, then?
He's a bananthropologist.

Intelligencia |V by Scyess
8-21-07
You're so ridiculously intelligent... what kind of things do you like to do on a date?
Well, I'm very smart, it's true. But when I go out what I really like to do is snog my date raw.
Wow, really?
Yes. Now when does my date get here? I'm ready to get started.
Oh, yes. Well about this "other guy" I set you up with...
He's a lot cuter than you, right?

Intelligencia V by Scyess
8-24-07
How was your date?
It was terrible! She's cute, funny, incredibly smart, interesting, in great shape, and horny.
Wait... how is that terrible?
Cowdjinn! That's exactly the type of girl who would rather hurl herself out a window than be on a date with me.
That would explain why you took her to that restaraunt over the trampoline factory.
After seven tries she just took the stairs.

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"Old" is the old new.

8-24-07 12:00pm (new)
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HCRoyall
100mg Thorazine, Please

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I enjoyed these.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

8-27-07 9:59am (new)
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