Scyess
Official Traveling Menstrual
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Yay, series. http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/Scyess/sets/intelligencia/
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| So I managed to get a date tonight with a girl who's way smarter than me. | |
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| If she's so smart, why the hell did she agree to go out with you? | |
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| Oh, wait... she's only smarter than you. Never mind. | |
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| Thanks; I was hoping you could build up my confidence like that. | |
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| I'm really nervous about my date with this smart girl... | |
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| If she really is that smart, why is she going out with you? | |
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| Well, I might've sort of subtly implied that the date could possibly in some way or another be with someone else. | |
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| Sorry, 5 minutes is taken. But there's still room in the pool if you want to bet the date lasts fifteen. | |
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| You'd better give me damned good odds, buddy. | |
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| If your date is so smart, why are you taking her to a creationist lecture? | |
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| Smart people like lectures! And besides, Dr. McDermophbladt is not a creationist! | |
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| ...and through my research I believe I have proved beyond all reasonable doubt that humans did not evolve from apes... but from bananas! | |
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| What the hell is he, then? | |
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| He's a bananthropologist. | |
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| You're so ridiculously intelligent... what kind of things do you like to do on a date? | |
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| Well, I'm very smart, it's true. But when I go out what I really like to do is snog my date raw. | |
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| Yes. Now when does my date get here? I'm ready to get started. | |
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| Oh, yes. Well about this "other guy" I set you up with... | |
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| He's a lot cuter than you, right? | |
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| It was terrible! She's cute, funny, incredibly smart, interesting, in great shape, and horny. | |
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| Wait... how is that terrible? | |
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| Cowdjinn! That's exactly the type of girl who would rather hurl herself out a window than be on a date with me. | |
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| That would explain why you took her to that restaraunt over the trampoline factory. | |
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| After seven tries she just took the stairs. | |
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--- "Old" is the old new.
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