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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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That...

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Yuck.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

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What others say about boorite!

Hey, I don't need no hyena vibrator.

I can get my wife to laugh at me in the sack just fine.

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Is there anything that can be said at this point?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Now, these are just for the satisfaction of our pets, right? I mean.... if your Orca is lonely...

Must be a pretty tight market for those.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

whole new meaning to the term 'Free Willy'

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

whole new meaning to the term 'Free Willy'

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com