attitudechicka
is never bored.
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Here are some comics I made recently that I enjoy. Some of you have read them, I'm posting this for the rest of you.
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| Sorry guys, I appriciate the millions of invites, but I can't go out until Wednesday, I'm busy with work. | |
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| I just remembered why I hate you guys. | |
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| I don't think camels eat pop tarts. | |
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| Maybe some sand... I think camels eat sand. | |
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| Sand and weapons of mass destruction. That's what they eat. | |
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| You fell asleep when you should have been watching Travis, didn't you? | |
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| No I didn't. Sure we were watching a movie, and I may have decided to stretch out on the couch... | |
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| Why would you make that assumption? | |
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| He drew a cock on your cheek. | |
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| I sprained my wrist carrying paper. I had one of the 11 by 17 reams - they're long ones... | |
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| Thank you for explaining measurement to me. I never would have known. | |
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| Anyway, I did something weird to my wrist and had to wear one of those arm bands. | |
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| Because if I injured myself in such an embarassing way, I would make sure I displayed my injury in bright pink. | |
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| It's a condom I bought online. It has the superman logo printed right on it! | |
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| How small is your penis that you have to dress it up in order to see it? | |
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| I uh... I have some glow in the dark ones too... | |
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| Uh, you need it to light up too? What else you got, something that makes a whirring noise? | |
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| But the website stated the Whirrmax was a guaranteed climax! | |
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Bonus game: One of these things never happened. Guess which.
--- Mediocrity at its most average.
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