Hi,

If you have time, let me know what you think of these two. I'm new to the site, and am enjoying it a lot so far.

Original Sin by PancakeCity 10-30-07

Where have you been? I don't know what you are talking about. I sent you to Earth to spread the gospel of peace and atone for man's sins. Yet they're still fighting each other. A lot. Look, these things take time. I'm down there every day. Every day, huh? So I guess my omniscient sense of awareness is wrong about the space helmet. They nailed me to a cross my last visit. Sorry for wanting to do a little recon from near-Earth orbit before dipping my toe in the pool again.

Originial Sin, Pt2 by PancakeCity 10-30-07

You've been in orbit for over two-thousand years doing "recon"? I'm waiting for a good opportunity. I'm like a panther. Ready to strike. Grrr! You need to get down there NOW. Before it's too late. Fine. It's not going to go well though. One week later... Welcome to Gitmo! Sure you don't want to talk? For the last time, I'm not a terrorist. I have a beard and robes because I'm JESUS. Why do people keep doing this to me?

I like these. Make more, but don't try too hard. Too many people make that mistake and it just makes things awful.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.