I'm actually going to be staying in Lees Summit, but I will have about 4 to 5 hours to spare and access to a gym, hot tub, and indoor pool.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

I hate the Atlantic Ocean.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Sweeten the deal with a bondage cross and a vat of pudding, and I'm there.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.