I like this strip. If you think that's not a very good reason for starting a thread, then yuo can suxx0r my d1ck, f4g0t.

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Having one of those sleepless nights Andy?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

'fraid so.

"Sleepless night" is a redundant phrase for me.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Ditto.

Unfortunately my short attention span only allows me to count ten sheep before I get bored, kill the whole flock, then fuck their dead lifeless bodies into a pulpy, wooly mulch.

But that's just me.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Ditto.

Unfortunately my short attention span only allows me to count ten sheep before I get bored, kill the whole flock, then fuck their dead lifeless bodies into a pulpy, wooly mulch.

But that's just me.

Oh, great. Now I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."