I suppose you could do worse than this.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

What are guys Glasgow?

"Guys Glasgow" the great cannibal recipie.. ah...

Guys *in* Glasgow, sorry. I'm under the influence right now, so my proofreading is especially shitty.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

all your guys Glasgow are looking for job!

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Dad was flammable

All your guys Glasgow belong to us.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

These guys Glasgow is a puke! In a big time!

You have no jobs, make your emigration!

Somebody set up Glasgow the bomb(ed).! *hic*

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I can't believe that I managed to make the "All your base" comparison first, this truly is a milestone!

especially as it was Fuzzyman I beat to the punch after reading his "Incredible Bulk" series of comics (which are sheer genius......you have been consequently added to my favourites)

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Dad was flammable

It was the Balvenie! I swear!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

We need some of those in the US! But taking into the account that I have no boyfriend, I probably wouldn't be allowed to have a fake one because I wouldn't have one to trade in. So never mind that. Cheerio!

~alison

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I'm back.

Only in Braehead... only in Braehead...

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Worldwide Front for Islamic Jihad against Jews, Crusaders and Naughty Monkeys

WE ARE THE GLASGOW ROBOTS

WE ARE HERE TO ANNOY YOU

WE ARE HERE TO ANNOY YOU WITH THE TERRIBLE JOKES OF SCOTLAND!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I have this plan to enter Temptation Island with one of my female friends, pretending to be a couple. Just think how great that would be!

I have one thing to say about Scotland: at an import store a week ago, I found a can of Irn-Bru. I tried it, and I can tell why Scotland is the only country in the world that has a soft drink that outsells Coke.

Because they think Irn-Bru is fit for human consumption.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Dunno how anyone can have strong feelings either way about Irn Bru. I can take it or leave it. Red Bull, on the other hand...

I so saw that coming a mile away reading this thread.

Here's those Glasgo Robotos!