Dear fucking god, plant, rock, or whatever your fuckstick culture deems holy...
How did I not know you were this good?
The comics in this thread rock. I said 'rock' twice in one posting which graphically illustrates how much these comics do the said 'rocking' thing.
My beer is slushy.
Therefore I dub thee Sir Doctor Morton, Hilariot of the Roaring Wastes, Death Jester of the Willowy Pickanniny's, and Lord High Protector Of The Drunken, Nigger-Rich Floor Guys Who Work In Decaying Midwestern Towns On A Playoff Monday.
I am immediately adding you to my favorites, thereby adding you to a Government Watchlist.
Not kidding about that last part. Ask some forum members....