Dang i messed up the titles.

Feel free to take this in any direction you want. I got to lazy to finish it.

Star Trek in Three Panels by itsclark 11-11-01

Captain's Log: I must find a way to reason with the entity named "Tobor". But if you MUST... cornhole ALL sentient life... then you must ALSO... cornhole YOURSELF. THAT IS IMPOSSIBLE. TOBOR CANNOT COMPLY. BUT TOBOR MUST. BUT... BUT... Sentient lifeforms MUST be cornholed, Tobor. YOU are a sentient lifeform! Complete your program! Fascinating! Presenting this highly sophisticated mechanism with a superficial logical fallacy has reduced it to smoldering crap. Crackle. Fizz.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

except there.

I mean along the "Tobor has Code Red" Lines.

Oops. Thought this was another generic Toborfest. Themes are good...

This one is about Code Red, I promise:

Code of the Robot Warrior by itsclark 11-11-01

ATTENTION HUMAN! TOBOR NOW HAS CODE RED. What? You mean the internet worm? A patch has been available for ages. And anyway, it only affected Microsoft IIS servers! TOBOR MEANS CODE RED, THE SOFT DRINK! TOBOR HAS CUSHY ENDORSEMENT DEAL. Well, you DO both give folks a strong urge to empty thier bladders!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"