I will tell you what these are about so you can decide what to watch.
The Real Rainman 8:30 ABC1
This is a documentary that has been on a million times. It is about a guy w/ a brain problem. No need to watch it you probably already have.
Ghost Whisperer 8:30 Seven
This is an American programme about a girl w/ big boobs who chats with ghosts about stuff. She can see them but other people can't so she does things for them like picking up their dry cleaning and then they leave her alone.
The Footy Show (AFL) 8:30 Nine
In the last episode of the year there is singing and dancing and not much footy. Pointless really.
The Footy Show (NRL) 11:15 Nine
People talk about footy and goof around. I think it's the second last episode, probably ever because no one watches it (like the NRL).
Law & Order: Criminal Intent 8:30 TEN
There is two sets of cops on Law & Order: Criminal Intent. A fat guy and a woman and a skinny guy and a woman. They don't tell you who is in this episode because you only want to see the fat guy and he's probably not in it.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 9:30 TEN
It's a repeat. The coppers try to get a rapist.
The Office 8:35 TV1
This is American remake of a British programme. There is four episodes tonight and one is a CHRISTMAS PARTY.
The Office 11:00 UKTV
This is a British programme which has an American remake. On tonight's episode there is a CHRISTMAS PARTY.
Emmy Awards 2008 9:30 Arena
It was on two days ago, you should have watched it then if you were interested. If you wanted to watch it and didn't you don't deserve this repeat but here it is. If you saw it and loved it and wanted to see it again you're an idiot but here's a lovely repeat for you.
Everybody Loves Raymond 8:00 FOX Classics
Here is an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond you've seen 100 times before. One more won't hurt.
Johnny Guitar 8:30 FOX Classics
It's a film about a guy named Johnny who has a guitar. I haven't seen it but I bet that's what it is!
The Dog Whisperer 8:30 The Biography Channel
This is a biography about Jennifer Love Hewitt but they made a mistake in the title.
Family Guy 10:30 Seven
This was kicked off and replaced by King of the Hill before the Olympics but it looks like they forgot. It has a fat guy and a dog who solve crimes or something I don't know I can't watch it it is too popular.
The Late Show with David Letterman 11:15 TEN
It was supposed to be on at 10:15.
3-Iron 10:05 SBS
It's about a guy who sneaks in another guy's house while he's on holiday and cleans up while he's there. Type: Drama yes it sounds very dramatic. It doesn't say why it's called 3-Iron so it is really a MYSTERY!!!!!
Dinosaurs: Return to Life 11:00 Discovery Science
UH OH. TOO SCARY don't watch it.
627lb Woman 9:30 Discovery Home & Health
This is about a fat woman getting surgery so she can stay a fat woman for a while instead of dying. That solves her problem but they could let her die, cut her up and feed her to people who can't afford food and that will solve more problems so this is a programme which pretends to help but really doesn't.
The New Scooby & Scrappy Doo Show 11:30 Boomerang
Don't be fooled! It's from 1983. But it is still good. A dog and his mates go after something scary like a ghost or a monster that is causing trouble.
Kiwifruit 1:30 Seven
Here is a show about being gay in New Zealand. I can't tell you what it's about because I am only secretly gay and I can't admit to watching it.
Come, Sweet Death 12:20 SBS
This is a documentary about the man from Cardiff who overdosed on donuts.
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