You are having a "good butt day" and your best shirt just came up on the rotation.  You are sitting at a local bar and a cute little red head is smiling at you, sucking the end of a straw and gives you a wink. You order two shots and make your move. The next thing you know, you wake up naked in a bathtub full of ice. Paramedics are standing above you telling you to relax, everything will be all right. HOWEVER, your kidney has been removed AND replaced with an baked potato. Surprisingly, you are fine with this and go on with your life.

And...........ACTION!

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New Comic by Humpenstein 10-29-08

What the hell happened last night? AHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

New comic by Humpenstein 10-07-06

Hi? Welcome to the Intensive Care Unit; I'm the doctor that was assigned to make you feel good about what just happened. What did just happen? You just woke up in the Intensive care unit after getting hit by a speeding truck. My goal is to make your CONcussion feel more like a FUNcussion.

And an old comic too, just because it fits the competition so perfectly.

...but still...I ordered the potato.

Potato Joe by christopher7murphy 10-29-08

So it would appear that your one kidney has been replaced by a baked potato. However, there does not seem to be any adverse side effects. What! No butter?

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CC405: You can never give the finger to the blind. by UnknownEric 10-29-08

Doc, what's the deal? I have good news and bad news. What's the good news? Your kidney was removed and replaced by a baked potato. That's the good news? What's the bad? I ate the potato.

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cc405: Potato guns don't kill people by mandingo 10-29-08

GIVE ME YOUR POTATO KIDNEY OR GET SHOT IN THE BACK WITH MY RAY GUN! and if i turn to face you? what? if i turn to face you, you can't shoot me in the back, thereby thwarting your entire plan. sure, you can still shoot me, BUT ON MY TERMS, MOTHERFUCKER! ON MY TERMS! so i shot him on his terms delicious

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Here's a story based on your story.

Cannibal Surgery: part 1 by Beeko180 10-30-08

Meet Joe the pickle he has the power to turn into anything he damn well pleases. But he still can't talk like the others. His hair is the blood. *dink*

Cannibal Surgery: part 2 by Beeko180 10-30-08

I move my castle over to the other side of the chess board Hey Hey I'm funkay clown! Wanna go for a spin in ma Car?

Cannibal Surgery: part 3 by Beeko180 10-30-08

Nurse: Doctor she's alive and we still haven't had lunch! I'm on it! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Done!

Cannibal Surgery: part 4- The finale` by Beeko180 10-30-08

Wow that was a weird dream. Where am I? Your in heaven. We had to remove your liver because you smoked too much. The donor was a potato. I still don't understand! Why'd they have to cremate me?! 30 minutes earlier in the hospital AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! What?

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"Kidney replaced by a baked potato" is a punchline, not a set-up.  Do you have any idea how hard it is to write something funny enough to follow that?

CC405: Why do you by evil_d 10-30-08

Doc, the last thing I remember, I was driving to the store, and then I woke up here. What happened? I'm afraid you were in an accident. We had to remove your kidney. And since we couldn't find a donor in time, I had to replace it with a baked potato. Huh. Well... as long as it wasn't a loaded baked potato. Actually, it was a loaded baked potato. Why do you

Yeah, apparently I don't either. 

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RCL no. 1909 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-30-08

So, what happened to me last night? It's all a blur... Apparently. someone removed one of your kidneys while you were passed out and replaced it with a potato! No shit? No shit. That would explain why I peed french fries this morning...   ?

RCL no. 1910 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-30-08

Okay, Jim... I've removed Maynard's liver and replaced it with a pineapple... Goddammit, Butch! I told you to remove his KIDNEY and replace it with a POTATO! What's the difference, Jim? I said, what's the difference, Jim? Jim? JIM!! Uh, oh... He's doing that creepy, staring-off-into-space-with-a-perverted-turned-on-look face again.

CC 405 - Yorkshire pie by lukket 10-30-08

I heard what happened to you. That's nasty stuff. Yeah. You don't expect to wake up in a bath tub with your kidney replaced by a potato. Hasn't it been a bit hard to come to terms with - it must have a great influence on your life? I can no longer be called a teetotaller. What? It was a baked potato.

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CC405: Kidney stoned by evil_d 10-30-08

Well, there's good news and bad news. Good news first. Your kidney failed, but I was able to replace it with a baked potato. You replaced my kidney with a baked potato? And that's the GOOD news? What's the bad news? If you thought kidney stones were bad, wait 'til you have to pass some bacon bits.

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Being pulled over by Beeko180 10-31-08

Do you know why I pulled you over? Because my liver is a potato? No. Me and my buddy want to take a photo of us with you because we're your biggest FANS! Really?! Get in the car you ciggarette smoking alcaholic bum!

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CC by HCRoyall 10-31-08

Mr. Harris, I have some good news and bad news. The good news is that we found the intern that switched the staff fridge with the organ storage and orderlie are beating him senseless as we speak. The bad news is that this was after we replaced your kidney with a baked potato. I thought it was strange that my urine smelled like sour cream and chives.

CC by HCRoyall 10-31-08

What do you plan on doing about my potato-kidney? Well, there's an experimental procedure we think could make things work. What does this procedure entail? Well, what we'll do is replace your liver with a porterhouse steak and your gall badder with a side of seasonal vegetables. This will make the potato work like a kidney? Probably not, but you'll have the most delicious organs in our morgue.

CC by HCRoyall 10-31-08

I underststand you're upset, Mr. Harris, but... You replaced my kidney with a potato! Of course I'm upset! And your plan to fix it doesn't have a snowball's chance in Hell of working! Well sir, there is Plan B, which will keep you alive until a new donor kidney is found. What's that? We shove a tube up your dick to check your urine while you stay hooked up to a machine that constantly purifies your blood, all of which is extremely painful and unpleasnt for all involved. I'll take my chances with Plan A.

CC by HCRoyall 10-31-08

Well Doc, other than some strange side effects, replacing my liver with a steak and my gall bladder with vegetables actually worked. The potato you installed instead of a kidney is working great! What sort of side effects are you experiencing? Well, I've had to drink a mix of white wine and steak sauce at least twice a day to keep from getting horrible cramps in my stomach. Oh dear! That's terrible! You should have come to me sooner! Is it that serious, Doc? Of course! You should be drinking a good red wine with those organs!

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Groovy! - Is it just me or does he look like Mr. Potato..? by edoggydog 10-31-08

I just got the test results back from the doctor and it turns out I don't have cancer! Groovy! However, someone did replace my kidney with a potato... Your KIDNEY? Yes! Are you sure it wasn't your HEAD?

In the form of a tribute a post an entry.

A Tribute to HCRoyall by Beeko180 10-31-08

One fine camping trip............ We all know HC right? Who am I kidding we do. Anyway. I have made a tribute to him in the form of a laugh. Dr. Bob? I'm sorry mother duck. The potato in your son had to be removed. The CIA suspect you to be a cannibal obsessed with potato bake.

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Crazy Chuck by Beeko180 11-01-08

I'm sorry but your bowel is a bowl of potato bake. I have to give you a drip. AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NO NEED TO SHOUT IT TO THE WORLD!!!!!! *rolls over and dies* I'm sorry mario. Luigi didn't make it. Mama Mia! You deserves a slap in da face-a!

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I wanted to make a comic that could actually follow from the events described in the OP.

CC405: The Organic Man by evil_d 11-01-08

Yes, I was victimized by a ring of organ thieves once. They stole my kidney, but at least they were nice enough to replace it with a baked potato. Has anybody ever told you you're crazy? If they did, I wouldn't have heard them. My ears were replaced with pancakes several years ago. That's impossible, not to mention visibly untrue. Use your head, man! Can't. Filled with cauliflower.

While I was working on this, I thought that it seemed somehow familiar.  Eventually I realized why -- it's kind of eerily similar to this comic:

Comic Contest #3 - What, you thought he had feet that big? by evil_d 2-14-01

Hi, Clango. Don't bother talking to me; I can't hear you. I've got a banana in my ear. Sure, whatever Gabe. Listen, I know you probably don't want to hear this, but Maura wants me to tell you that she's leaving you, for me. I can't see you too well, either. I have cookies in my eyes. Heh heh, right. Um, she also asked me to tell you why she's dumping you, which is because of certain, er, difficulties, in, well.... I'd get up and go home, but it's tough to walk with all this celery in my shoes. Listen, Iron Chef Dreamcast, I got two words for you: spaghetti dick. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a woman to please.

What mysterious force compels me to write comics wherein people make ridiculous claims about three different kinds of food?  Who can say? 

I wouldn't want to influence the judge or anything, but it so happens that I won Comic Contest #3 with that one.... 

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New Comic by Humpenstein 11-01-08

The bad news is that we tried to replace your kidney with a potato. The worse news is it's Tuesday. How the hell is it worse that it's Tuesday? We ran out of potatoes on Monday.

It's not my fault by Beeko180 11-01-08

I'm sorry Santa. Rudolph didn't make it. Are you serious? It's not my fault! I also ate the potato hidden amongst his organs. But that was his liver! Yeah but that's only what YOU know.

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You've got one kidney by Beeko180 11-01-08

So what's the news doc? Your going to die in 3 weeks because I accidentally replaced you're kidney with potato and you're heart with a spoon. ha ha You're kidding right?

I'm Scared too by Beeko180 11-01-08

I have to chop your knee off to destroy the potato that you have for a kidney. Why? Why'd you say that? I'm scared.