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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3: The rules...']

For you 'tards out there who would like the rules in non-comic form:

1. Use any pose of any Gabe from kofightclub or pennyarcade. You must use a Gabe at least once. You can use as many Gabes as you want, too.

2. You can use any pose of clango and/or redrobot from dieselsweeties, but you don't have to use either of them if you don't want to. You can use either of them repeatedly if you want.

3. Do not use any props.

4. Use any background you want.

5. One character must say (or think) the name of a vegetable, such as "broccoli." (I hope you all know what vegetables are.) The vegetable name can be used in a sentence, such as "I like the way he rubs broccoli on me."

6. One character must say, "I got 2 words for you:" You supply the 2 words. You can be creative with what constitutes 2 words. Example: "I got 2 words for you: re tard!"

7. Title your comic "Comic Contest #3" followed by whatever you want as an alternate title.

8. The deadline for submitting comics is Thursday 2/15 at 7pm EST (that's Eastern Standard Time, moron).

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2-13-01 5:21pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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I'm Gabe. Can I use me?

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

2-13-01 6:05pm (new)
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descolada99
The Prodigal Son Has Returned

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3: My Worst Entry Yet :)']

Well, this is defintiely my weakest entry of the three contests.

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

2-13-01 6:26pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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Ahh... Don't beat yourself up. Homework'll do that to ya.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3 - You Want Me to Do What?']

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

2-13-01 6:29pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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The rotten ******* that I am, I used the prop of height for the dialogue box. Feel free to beat me about the neck and shoulders.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3 - Canned, just the way I like 'em']

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-13-01 8:06pm (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Ok. Let's see if I can work anyMORE sexual **** into my ****.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3: Goddamnit, I have run out of funnyjuice!']


Oh, yeah, I am Wally_Champ, but click "bottlerockett" for me.

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http://wally.pgbco.com

2-13-01 8:07pm (new)
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bikity
Stripcreator Newbie

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2-13-01 9:14pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3: Part of a well-balanced robot']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a *****." - Donald B. Jones III

2-13-01 9:19pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3 - What, you thought he had feet that big?']

I wasn't 100% sure that celery was a vegetable, so I did a little research on the web to double-check. In the course of so doing, I found this:

http://www.dole5aday.com/encyclopedia/celery/celery_menu.html

...which is much funnier than it has any right to be.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

2-14-01 1:03am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Hey evil_d,

Sam the Celery is one bad mama jama. I was a little disturbed with the section "How Celery is Made" though. Celery Slaughterhouses are just wrong.

Well, your self-proclaimed search to find out if Celery was a fruit or vegetable made me go look up gourd for the hell of it. Gourd's a vegetable right? Everyone knows that? Wrong. Gourd's a fruit I found out.

But there's a lesson out there for all the children reading this. Beware of a fruit in vegetable's clothing. Also beware of the tomato, that's one cross dressing fruit/vegetable that no one knows what to call.

And now I leave dejected.

-ObiJo

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-14-01 2:03am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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Have I mentioned that I'm not a Republican?

http://www.lowpass.net/stripcreator/view.php?ID=[ Posted comic does not exist ]

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

2-14-01 3:58am (new)
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Bottlerockett
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I think this is the best contest yet..!


That kid will probably sue his dad if he ever finds out about this picture...

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http://wally.pgbco.com

2-14-01 6:28am (new)
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Fracture
Junior Comic Technician

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2-14-01 7:25am (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Gourd's a vegetable right? Everyone knows that? Wrong. Gourd's a fruit I found out.

Well, let's hope wirthling doesn't know any better either.
"Vegetable Tourette Syndrome" is a lot funnier than "Fruit Tourette Syndrome", for some reason.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

2-14-01 1:56pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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Well, let's hope wirthling doesn't know any better either.
"Vegetable Tourette Syndrome" is a lot funnier than "Fruit Tourette Syndrome", for some reason
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Ya, well I'll take my disqualification like a man. Crying and stomping my feet. Also my sole purpose in life now is to rid the world of all gourds. This may hurt the crop market, but righteousness is on my side.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-14-01 2:14pm (new)
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gabe_billings
President and CEO of Wirthlingsux Inc.

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What the hell did gourds ever do to you? Why don't you pick on someone your own size?

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100 pounds of **** in a 25 pound sack.

2-15-01 2:01pm (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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I have no stomach for gourd sympathizers either.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to put on my headphones, listen to Carmina Burana and gore some gourds.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

2-15-01 2:53pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I am bravely crawling out of my deathbed (OK, maybe not my deathbed - I have the flu) to perform my obligations here, so if you don't like my pick, then bite me. I know Gabe and ObiJo gave feedback on all the submitted cartoons, but I don't feel up to that right now.

Picking a winner was difficult, especially since none of you offered to blow me. Therefore, I decided I should probably pick the comic I liked best.

The winner is...

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3 - What, you thought he had feet that big?']

evil_d got bonus points for using all 4 major food groups - vegetable, fruit, pasta, and snacks - as well as doing the extra research to verfiy that celery was in fact a vegetable (duh).

So, gourds are not vegetables - they are fruits? Who knew this could be an educational experience?

Stop looking at my pumpkin pie like that, ObiJo...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

2-15-01 4:22pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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Sorry to hear you have the flu, wirthling. I hope that after you recover you don't regret the outcomes of any comic contests you may have moderated while delirious.

Get well soon. Preferably within the next two days so you can contribute to #4. :)

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

2-15-01 5:01pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #3 - FM only, PLEASE!']

Found this while browsing. It's a legal entry and all, just too late. I'm guessing the author saw the strip that announced the contest, but not this thread. Or the submission deadline given in the strip, evidently. Anyway.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

2-22-01 5:11am (new)
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