After much deliberation (and slogging through every WW thread to make sure this hasnt been done outright) I have determined a topic!

At the store where I work, we have a DVD we get from the company each month with a crappy set of trailers that play over and over and over and over and over and over...

 I've seen good trailers, I've seen bad trailers.  What is the worst that a company can chop job to make their movie look like absolute crap?  My challenge to you:

 Worlds Worst Movie Trailers

If you have old comics of this, have at it.  Photoshop is not required but not banned.  You have 2 weeks to churn out a comic worthy of teh funneh.  Disobey, and you die.

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"Donnie Darko" Sequel Trailer by backandforth 2-21-09

Donnie's dead. Let's go to Hollywood. OK. WTF the car broke down in a small desert town. Oh no the universe is going to end. Donnie wasn't really my brother. I'm going to save the world.

Dammit after making this strip I feel like watching SPEED one again...

WW by HCRoyall 2-26-09

In a world plagued by war... When nations tremble at the thought of the coming end... One man is coming who will show them the real price of it all... Bob Barker in... The Price Is Right! Sandy Kleibowicsz! Come On Down!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

WW 71 - spoiler alert by lukket 2-26-09

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde please step away. You've got nothing on the latest split personality sensation Fight Club! Because we're the same person. That's right.

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Biopic by Ungreat 3-01-09

Plucked from the obscurity of having a celebrity parent......... Sold her soul to a multinational conglomerate for fame and fortune...... Until the inevitable downward spiral of drink and doing hand jobs for Meth.... Coming Summer 2011 The Miley Cyrus Story

Dont forget: you have till this Saturday to complete comics.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Okay, this turn out was better than I thought. 

Third place: Ungreat for the Miley Cyrus Story (I cannot stand Hannah Montana.  We have all of the merchandise that will not go away, it clutters the shelves and I have to dust it.)

Second place: RCCOLAMAN for Speed 3: Special Dethucation (I would actually go see this movie if it came out on DVD) 

 First place: HCRoyall

 I hand it over to you.  Have a nice day.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.