**** is funny. i don't know why for sure. i think it's all the forced sex

make a comic involving ****. only rule is no TOBOR comics

i'll judge next Wednesday, March 4th. good luck, have fun, don't take no for an answer

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what if ****** meant kite

Whoo-Whoo

CC418: Bar Talk by LittleRocker 2-24-09

I ****d a little girl last night. Really. She was seven years old, at first she was pushing me away, but then I punched her until she was unconscious and then began to do her up the ass. Wow. What? Oh no, I just thought you were a homosexual thats all.

RCL no. 1956 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-24-09

You had a question, Molly? Yes, mommy. How are babies born? Well... First you go to a bar. Then, you down seven apple martinis until you can't remember where you parked your car. Finally, you anounce to everyone you're too drunk to drive. What does that have to do with making babies? That's when your father offered to drive me home, but changed his mind and ****d me in the backseat of his Ford Fairmont! And, you say he may get out for good behavior in time to see me graduate college?

RCL no. 1957 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-24-09

...and that's when he [ *sniff* ] - ...RAPED YOU?? No, dad. He didn't **** me. I let him tear off my clothes and ******** my ass 'til it bled like a retarded mixed-martial arts contestant! Then, why are you crying? I'm not crying. I caught a cold when made me sleep outside naked. Sounds like a boy after my own heart!

CC418: Rape by deathtoradio 2-24-09

Some guy tried to **** me last night. Even after I told him I had AIDS and herpes. Oh my god. He kept comin' at me. So then I was like "son, it's me, your momma, you can't **** your momma." Did that stop him? Nah. He said that sort of thing isn't frowned upon in Kentucky. Oh, right. I forgot about that.

Rapport by TheGovernor 2-25-09

I gotta a problem Cleetus, Everybody round here's inta Rape 'cept us What you talking about Dwayne, We Rape all the time, we're just taking a year off from the Rape 'sall. Weyll am startin' to miss the ****. All Billy-Bob down the bar wants to talk about is ****, and I ain't got no new **** stories to tell him. Rape's not the only thang in life Dwayne. You gotta diversify your interests. You can't **** all the time. I know Switching from Oilseed Rape to Corn in our fields was good business Cleetus but couldn't we do just a little bit o' ****? Sorry Dwayne, you'll just have to do without **** this year. Besides you know corn is much better for hiding the bodies of all those dead Mexicans you skull ****ed anyways

McRapey's by HCRoyall 2-25-09

I just don't know how much more of this I can take today. Man, I'd rather have register duty than be back here on the fryer. Yeah, well, being on fryer duty means you don't have to deal with THAT Guy That Guy? Sir, I can't express this enough. It ISN'T RAPE if you ask for it specifically. Aw, please?

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 1958 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-25-09

Dude... You look like you're about to "****" that sand-wich with your mouth! [ ha, ha ] What kind is it? Chicken! CHICKEN?? Um.... You know, *******, my mother is a chicken. Was a chicken... Are you saying she's DEAD? Well, I hope you gave her a decent burial... I'm about to... ...bury her in the bottom of my stomach! MMMMMMMMM!!

Landlord by muffindance 2-25-09

MY LANDLORD EVICTED ME TODAY. HE SAID HE DIDN'T APPROVE OF MY HOBBIES THIS IS CLEARLY A CASE OF DESCRIMINATION. I'M THINKING ABOUT SUING FIRST, THOUGH, I NEED TO FIND AN APARTMENT COMPLEX THAT WILL LET ME RAPE FARM ANIMALS IN MY ROOM

The Best Hamburgers by boloboffin 2-25-09

Wasn't that a great speech Obama gave last night? Actually, I'm quite disappointed that it was all gloss and no real details. But if he'd done that, you would have complained it was boring and wonkish. But I prefer that he do that. Then it's easier to appear cooler than him. You realize I'm going to have to **** you for seven hours just to be able to deal with your company. Hey, the economy doesn't give a reach-around.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

CC418 - Inspired by current news by lukket 2-26-09

Oh boy. I read about this 45 year old Irish ****** who got 12 years instead of life for ****** and assaulting two young boys. My God. Also, I just read about this Saudi woman who was penalized with 100 lashes for being ****d. There is not justice in the world. Yeah. I'll tell you. We'll have to leave Dublin tomorrow. Saudia Arabia, here we come!

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Groovy! - The Rape of The American Taxpayer by edoggydog 2-26-09

...after viewing Obama's speech for the new federal budget. "...and we will spend five hundred trillion dollars on social programs AND cut the deficit in half by raising taxes on the so-called 'rich'! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..." I just got ****ed in the ASS! I just got ****ed in the ASS! I just got ****ed in the ASS! *I can quit my job and suck off of the government teat now that Obama has reversed Clinton's welfare reform! I just got ****ed in the ASS! Groovy!*

I have an old comic that fits the rules.  But I didn't know whether it was okay to submit old comics.  At first I thought I should ask.  But then I realized that even if you said no, you also specifically instructed us not to take no for an answer.  So, clearly the thing to do is to force my comic upon your contest.  You'll read it and like it, or else.

Not so much by evil_d 10-23-08

Well, Mark, I hope you and Cindy had a good time tonight. You bet, Mr. Smith. We drove up to Lover's Point, and then I ****d her like Sextus Tarquinius ****d Lucretia in 509 BC! I... I can't believe what I'm hearing. What... too soon?

 

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Santa Clause is cumming to town.

At the north pole.... Creeping into sleeping kids rooms and emptying your sack. You'll burn for that you sick *******. But good boys and girls want my little presents.

by Ungreat, 2-27-09

Belated Xmas single frame.

Water Cooler. by Ungreat 2-26-09

You've got to be forceful if you want to get ahead here. Suppose your right. Now get the hell in there and show Smith you're regional manager material. Eye of the ****ing tiger. Little while later.... He ****d me.

Your should be you're in the second panel but I don't yet have edit (donated an hour ago).

Water Cooler #3: The tour by Ungreat 2-27-09

First day tour huh? Well this is the staff lounge, coffees good and they even have foosball. Through here we have the secret **** dungeon. And these are the cubicles or as we like to call them 'the pit'. Wait.....did you say foosball...sweet!

Hope it's okay to post three.

Jim and Bill: What if? by HCRoyall 12-02-05

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if certain things about the world were different? You mean like "what would the world be like without Statutory Rape laws and a minimum drinking age?" I was thinking more along the lines of a "what if we had wings?" type of deal. Oh. Then no. Not at all.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s **** robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC418 - Specifics by lukket 2-27-09

Hey. How're you doin'? Wanna drink? Well.... maybe. You're not one of those drup **** guys? Hell no. *phew* I hate drugs.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Looks like. by Ungreat 2-28-09

This is not what it looks like! It looks like you've been killing then ****** homeless people while dressed as the Easter Bunny. Hmm.....maybe it is what it looks like.

CC418 by lukket 2-28-09

I understand the term date ****. I mean. You **** your date. But drug ****. That's just weird.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

here's the obligatory mastercard strip