Some of these have been in the none donor section but I thought it best to shift over to here as i'm no longer a pleb. lol

Hope you like them.

Smooth Operator by Ungreat 2-26-09

It's a routine procedure. Frank will be back on his feet in no time. ...later. Do you know where I can find a Frank Smedly? ...much later. Well.....funny thing happened.

Water Cooler. by Ungreat 2-26-09

You've got to be forceful if you want to get ahead here. Suppose your right. Now get the hell in there and show Smith you're regional manager material. Eye of the fucking tiger. Little while later.... He raped me.

Water Cooler #2: Security issues. by Ungreat 2-27-09

In office Security. What's in the briefcase? Nothing. Let me rephrase that. It's what's in the case or 'oh god what's that rubber gloved hand up my ass?' Staplers.

Water Cooler #3: The tour by Ungreat 2-27-09

First day tour huh? Well this is the staff lounge, coffees good and they even have foosball. Through here we have the secret rape dungeon. And these are the cubicles or as we like to call them 'the pit'. Wait.....did you say foosball...sweet!

A few more.

Water Cooler #4: Shot by Ungreat 2-27-09

Smith's secretary is hot. Think I have a shot? Doesn't help that you're fat and look like a sex offender. What do you mean fat?

Water Cooler #5: Meeting by Ungreat 2-27-09

At the morning meeting.... The person chosen for the regional manager position will go through the same tried and tested process the company has always used. Now if you will please gather up your weapons we can proceed to the ring of death.

Looks like. by Ungreat 2-28-09

This is not what it looks like! It looks like you've been killing then raping homeless people while dressed as the Easter Bunny. Hmm.....maybe it is what it looks like.

Water Cooler #6: Mind games by Ungreat 2-28-09

So I got the new expansion pack and now you can go to level 80 and have an armored Murloc...... Why are you staring like that? I'm seeing If I can kill you with my mind.

Internet madness. by Ungreat 3-07-09

Finally got on the bandwagon and got a computer. Wow, only fifteen years behind the rest of us. Just make sure you take it easy. Take it easy? What could possibly go wrong on the internet? .....a few days later. I'm TV's Chris Hansen and you're on 'To Catch a Predator'.

Pokewrong by Ungreat 3-07-09

Go Catomon! Use your fast claw attack! Wait...you want me to fight that retarded yellow mouse looking thing? I said fast claw now! Isn't this just dog-fighting with bells on? Do it or it's back in the little fucking ball! :sigh:

The were some fuckin gems in there, well done I say that man!

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Kill Whitey.

Some of these are very good! post more please

Need moar comics! A few of those were great.

Haven't posted lately but here is a recent effort.

Not kosher. by Ungreat 5-16-09

Dude, this 'Swine Flu' has got me freakin out! Why, it's only infected a handful of people? Those around pigs got it worst I think. Catch you later. :oink:? Oh hey Porky. Listen, I think we should see other people.

You don't live up to your name, since these are great.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

To catch a predator....squared. by Ungreat 9-19-09

.....Dateline NBC. This is 'To Catch a Predator', that was me posing as a young girl in the chatroom. For what twisted reason did you think it was okay to meet a thirteen year old girl? Err.....I'm thirteen? ...enter stage left. I'm also TV's Chris Hansen, so you admit to posing as a young girl to lure this child here. WTF!?!

Haven't posted in a while.

I've missed you. Don't ever leave like that again or I'll be forced to alcoholism.

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Kill Whitey.

God and Son: Detectives for hire. by Ungreat 9-26-09

At a crime scene. It was that guy over there. How do you know? I'm God. Another case closed.

Ungreat

Ha!  Love it!

Ungreat

Would've been funny before South Park did it 7 years ago. 

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

God and Son: Detectives for hire. Vol 2 by Ungreat 5-23-10

At the old Jenkins place. ...and that's how I knew it was you in the monster suit all along old man Jenkins. Suck lead Hippy! ......three hours later. ....his wounds were just too severe. Your son is dead. Oh Me no! .....three days later. Hey dad. Jesus Christ!

God and Son: Detectives for hire Vol 3 by Ungreat 6-25-11

In the offices of God & Son.... Look I don't have the bloody keys i'm sure I gave them to you. My word holds together the nature of reality so it's impossible for me to have the damn keys if I say I don't!! Have you checked your pocket? You're an ass.

God and Son: Detectives for hire Vol 4 by Ungreat 6-26-11

.....almost seven days later. I think everything is back so try not to unmake reality again. Durrrrrr Mulligan?