I had a completely different theme picked out for this contest until I realized I have been given the great honor of hosting CC420.

So make some weed themed comics go

Please keep in mind I will probably judge when I both feel like/am high.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

New Chronic by Humpenstein 3-14-09

Uhhh, the other day I was uhhh, hehehehehehe Wait, hehehehe, but uhh, hehehehe More like YOUR mom! Hehehehehehhe

The wheelings and dealings of friends and acquantinces. by crabby 3-14-09

Here's the plan. I'm buying an ounce, but it's gonna cost 400 bucks. So I'm gonna put in a hundred. I need you to put in a hundred. Then I got Chicago Joe throwing down two hundred. That's quite the pyramid scheme you've got going on there. Yeah, well I was planning to sell half of my quarter to Issac, so I'm really only getting an eigth, but I'm only paying forty bucks. It's like I made twenty bucks here just by buying this stuff. Actually you still spent forty dollars, so you didn't make twenty dollars, you saved twenty dollars. So are you gonna put in a hundred bucks or not? I am!

The wheelings and dealings of friends and acquantinces. by crabby 3-15-09

Ok. I'm an assistant coach for a youth league basketball team. We got practice today at 5PM. He's gonna meet me there, I should be home around 6:30PM if you wanna come by to pick up. Sounds like a plan. I didn't know you were an assistant coach in a youth basketball league. How'd you happen upon that? You know my cousin Leslie? Her husband JoJo had a daughter from a previous marriage and he coaches her team at the park. He wanted me to be involved after witnessing my crossover at a family BBQ. Ok... Well, I meet with you at 6:30 then I guess. Are you sure you don't wanna just come with me to practice and hang out for a bit? I can get you a ball and you can shoot around while I coach. Well... I guess. I mean, I was gonna just go walk around Target until 6:30. I don't really have anything else to do.

The wheelings and dealings of friends and acquantinces. by crabby 3-15-09

Ok, we're almost at the park so there is some stuff I wanna let you know before we get there. Ok. My cousin Leslie's husband is a cop. So I can't actually hold anything on me. I was hoping you could go meet up with the guy for me. That way I don't have to have it all on me. That's kinda shady, bro. One more thing. The guy you're meeting is also a cop, but not a cop like JoJo, this guy is more like the kinda cop who sells weed. Real shady, bro.

The wheelings and dealings of friends and acquantinces. by crabby 3-15-09

Ok. We're at the park, but before we go any further I have just one more thing I gotta tell you. What now? I don't have the money from Chicago Joe yet. I'm gonna need you to put down two hundred and I'm gonna put down two hundred and then when I get the two hundred from Chicago Joe I can pay you back. What makes you think I brought two hundred dollars in cash with me? You're asian. Ok, but Chicago Joe better show up with the money.

The wheelings and dealings of friends and acquantinces. by crabby 3-15-09

Chicago Joe just called, he's downstairs. I'm gonna run down and grab the cash. See everything worked out perfect. No worries at all. Yeah, I guess so. Ok, here you go. A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL??? GOD DAMNIT I HATE CHICAGO JOE!!!

RCL no. 1967 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-16-09

Then, the guy says, "My wife's an ANGEL!" So, I says,"I envy you. Mine's still ALIVE!" HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA I think I needs to lay off the ol' catnip! Anyways... Go see Helen in HR to get your employee packet and parking card. You can start on Monday. Or, Tuesday. I really don't give a fuck... *BUUUUUUUURP*

cc420: Reefer Madness by mandingo 3-16-09

well... okay. i guess it wouldn't hurt to try just... one... little... *puff* WELCOME TO SYPHILIS!!!!!!!!! dad, i'm scared. a french beatnik communist art major who didn't buy war bonds tricked me into trying a reefer cigarette last night. do i really have syphilis now? yes, i'm afraid so, son. and ass syphilis at that. a comorbidity being that your next 4 hours will be spent with XAXQ and Jesse Presley, Elvis's stillborn identical twin, fistraping your balloon knot that's our cue showtime, momma

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 1968 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-16-09

I found this kitty on the way home from work. Can I keep him, dad? Pleeeeeeeeez?? "Son, have you been smoking the marijuana today?" Yeah, I smoked some doobie earlier... Why? "Because that 'kitty' is actually a deer. Plus, you don't even have a job since you're only twelve years old. Dumbass." DUUUUUUUUUDE!!

RCL no. 1969 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-16-09

...and then we went back to his apart-ment to smoke some special weed he bought in Baja. It must have been very powerful stuff because I passed out. Later, I woke up naked, with a sore vagina. I guess he must have raped me... Oh my God! Did you call the police? Hell no! That's the first time I've gotten laid in a LONG time... ???

I made this one many moons ago, but it seems appropriate...

Public Service Announcement #2 by bike 9-03-07

So like, Muslims don't eat beef, right? uh-huh So like, if there was a war between religions, cows would totally be on the Muslim side... There oughta be a law that says cows can't have guns Remember kids: if you smoke pot, you will probably have to listen to stoners rambling all day long about stupid crap. Just say no!

RCL no. 1536 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-07-07

*ick* Gary... I'm getting VERY concerned about you... *ACK* You spend all your time down here in the basement. And, as far as I can tell, you NEVER sleep... GARY NOT NEED SLEEP. GARY JUST NEED TO EAT HUMAN FLESH. Be honest with me, son... Are you smoking the marijuana?

Weed by withthelightsout 3-18-09

I ate a whole box of croutons, just because thats all we had yeah, I ate a bag of dry spagetti. You still hungry? Fuck Yeah lets hit a Mcdonalds on the way home

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what doesn't kill you will still hurt like a motherfucker.

CC420 by lukket 3-18-09

What a week. Two days ago my dad asked me if I would like some weed. Turns out he wanted me to weed the garden. Yesteday he asked me if I liked pot. It turned out he wanted me to cook. So, anything today? He was going to introduce me to our new latino neighbour's daughter, but I refused. Yeah. I heard Maria Juana was quite hurt by that.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 11/26/87 by biped 3-19-09

I wish we could have GRUEL for breakfast. Oliver Twist even wanted seconds. Just as I thought--the little bastard's been into our fucking weed again.

Why Family Circus Is Only One Panel: 7-20-07 by biped 9-02-07

My dad got us a lizard from Arizona, but we couldn't get it to talk. I'll have what he's having.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

How Cow Tipping Was Invented by deathtoradio 3-20-09

Well...we smoked most of the weed. Now what? We could watch tv, play some video games....or ...or we could go fuck up Mrs. O'Leary's cow! Yeah! That things been giving me the evil eye all week. Like, just because it makes milk, it thinks it's better than us. I don't know. It is bigger than us. Maybe we could just wait till it's sleeping, and then push it over. After years of being violated by farmer O' Leary, the cow's finely tuned "spidey sense" alerted it to the presence of two invading stoners. Moo?!!

Here's mine.

Yes I made them while stoned.

Your Brain On Drugs by AngryAmerican 3-21-09

Why do you always have to have that fence in front of you anyway? Its kind weird, man. Dude. We've been over this a million times. I'm a boogeyman. I have to hide behind things. Would you rather I drag around a closet door? No I guess a bit of fence is more appropriate for the outdoors, you schizophrenic shithead. Fuck. I think that dude can see me! I'm so fucking high I have no idea why I'm dressed as the reaper. What the fuck was that shit man? I'm stoned chinese! Where... Where the fuck are we?

Your Brain On Drugs 2 by AngryAmerican 3-21-09

I are Ting! And I are Ling! We so funny asian comedic team who come to America and be hugest stars! We smokey the reefer and very much look forward to your American rehab! I snort how you say? Eighty-ball through chinese finger puzzle! I got stabbed buying a dimebag!

Your Brain On Drugs 3 by AngryAmerican 3-21-09

Hello kids! I'm Pedro the Anti-Pot Puppet! YAAAAYYYYY! And I'm Miguel the Anti-Marijuana Marionette! Boo-Yah! I has tons of flavah! YAAAYYYY! Today kids we're gonna talk to you about Satan's Evil Spice, marijuana! Also known as Weed, Pot, Dope, Chronic and Sweet, Sweet Lady Stoney. YAAAYYY! The stories you will hear are not nice stories. But we feel that as second graders now, you are ready to hear them....YAAAAYYY! 15 Minutes Later... Oh No kids! See how evil marijuana is? Then what happened Miguel? Then he sucked the contents of the baby's colon out and puked it up onto its mother before stabbing everyone to death in a weed-fueled frenzy of violence! YAAAYYY!

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Kill Whitey.

CC420 by lukket 3-21-09

... and we ate the whole wedding cake at someone's wedding reception, but we were too stoned to care. So... now where were we? All that weed makes me forget things. Well. Let me remind you. You're at a job interview with the FDA.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

RCL no. 1971 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-21-09

(Two days earlier...) ...and when you're on the Tonight Show, tell Leno you bowl like a retarded ape! Uh... Okay. Little too harsh. Say you bowl like a Special Olympian... Have you been smoking pot? I say NO to drugs, buddy! Maybe, you should start saying YES, asshole!

420 by deathtoradio 3-22-09

Man, that was some great weed. How does your dealer get it to you so fast...and at the office no less? The pizza delivery dude is my dealer. If you ask for "extra sausage," that's the secret code for "bring me some fucking weed, before I wake up and realize what a cluster fuck my life is." Isn't that what they order in porno movies when the chick wants the delivery guy to come over and bone her? Fuck! That's right, the code word is "anchovies." ...but that would explain why he had his cock poking through a hole in the pizza box.

Well I tire of this.

The winner is AngryAmerican for Your Brain on Drugs. biped and lukket came in at a very close 2nd and 3rd.

You know whats ironic? I had the worst joint ever two days ago and I think it's put me off weed completely for a while. LAWLZ 

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Sweeeeeeeeet!

 I shall endeavor to get a new CC up and running in a timely yet tasteful fashion.

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Kill Whitey.