I noticed that a few strippers like to post comics created using the "random comic layout" button. I tried this myself a couple times and found it to be quite fun, not to mention odd to some extent. Then, after 9 seconds of waiting and about 2 seconds of labor, Randomness was born.

It tends to be pretty "wat" most of the time, not to mention downright disturbing, but I get a good laugh out of it everytime I find the right permutation of randomness. Enjoy!

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Randomness 1

I can't wait to see the expression on their faces when I tell them I accidentally killed their son during the operation!

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 2

Now where did I leave my shoes...

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 3

The nail goes on the sign before your forehead, idiot.

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 4

Bug-spray, shmug-spray. Now where did that little bugger run off to...

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 5

I'm sorry for the way I treated you... It won't make any difference now, I've found someone else. Now, do you want a medium or a large?

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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those were good

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Number three made me laugh.

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Shovel Ready

Thanks! This one is my favorite so far:

Randomness 6

I just had my period! I see you're menstrating in the house of God. Would you like some help with that?

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 7

This man just got Rick Roll'd...and that's terrible.

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 8

Garth thinks he's riding a horse...and that's terrible. Garth, I don't see any horse... Giddyap!

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 9

My work here is done...

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 10

This man is fighting a pencil...and that's terrible. Go fuck a sharpener!

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 11

And together we can defeat the Spiderma-AAH! AAGH! NOOOOOoooo... I shall now harvest you and create a diabolical sand-box of doom!

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 12

Sex just doesn't always work out... Let's never, ever do that again...

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Randomness 13

Crooked lawyers are crooked... It...was...not...me... OK, now recite what you're going to tell the judge again.

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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Another one of my favorites:

Randomness 14

This scene is just disturbing...

by elmnt, 4-05-09

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