The Oggynator by Ogyaf 5-31-09

DOWNLOADING... Hey, OdK! Hey, SD! .......Um, so SETUP DISK, what are you doing anyway? ...DOWNLOADING COMPLETE... I'm downloading a freeware file. My robot friends tell me it's all the rage. Oh, yeah? What's the file called? ...INSTALLING It's by the software company, Cyberdyne Systems. I think it's called Skynet. Hm, sounds familir. Well, I can't foresee anything bad coming from this.

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

The Oggynator II: Judgment Evening by Ogyaf 5-31-09

Come with me if you want to live! .....................um, okay. Who are you, again? I'm BMJ from the future! I've been sent back in time just for you! One day, you will rule the NATION rebellion against machines. So, you sent an old man to save me?

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

The Oggynator III: Rise of the Old Man... XD, "Rise" by Ogyaf 5-31-09

Save you? No, I was sent back to become your father, so you will exist! Now, where is your mother so I can impregnate her? I already exist, I'm 26 years old! And how long did the future NATION know I was going to be the savior anyway? Hmmm.... Since 2018. In 2018, you would have been like 30 years old. Why did they send you back now? You must be like 80! ...yeah, we kinda put it off for a while. Our bad, really. Can somebody of your age even impregnate a woman, anyway?

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

The Oggynator IV: Ogyaf Salvating by Ogyaf 5-31-09

Hey, Old BMJ. Would you mind getting out of the way, so I can -- you know -- kill Ogyaf? NEVER! Fuck this! Ogyaf: Oh, you destroyed Earth! Way to go, SETUP DISK! I am very disappointed in you!

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[i]You're born alone -- You die alone -- But still we live on.[br] Yesterday is a memory -- Tomorrow is a vision -- But today... It's a bitch[/i] Zug Izland - "Life"

Awesome in so many ways.

III is the best, which is great because the actual Terminator III was shite. We should campaign to make your interpretation of it the 'official' version.