After looking over pervious comps, it appears that the last time a RCD comp was done was about a year ago.  I drew inspiration from this comic created by Scyess:

CC428: More Animal Penises by Scyess 6-25-09

Cats' penises are barbed on the end. That helps us keep them in long enough for insemination. Yeah, but doesn't that hurt the female? I don't know. Your mom never complains. Thanks for all the free meat, Jon. This is really saves us money on wire traps and tuna. Compliments of my mom.

The line "complement of my mom" made my nipples hard.  I enjoy the sensation so much I now want more.  That's were you come in.

1.  Hit the Random Comic Layout button.

2.  Use the phrase "complements of my mom" anywhere in the comic.

3.  Being funny helps.

 Extra points for making my nipples hard (not a difficult challenge) or if your nipples are hard while you create your comic.

I'll judge in two weeks or sooner if this one crashes and burns.  My nipples await.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Not to burst your bubble or anything but if you win a comp you have to do the same come just diff subject. So you should be doing a FTC not a RCD.

Well, since these haven't been seen for a year, why not?

 

RCD 27: Red Robot has the Blues by codehappykid 8-06-09

I can't find my car. But can't you turn into a Chevette? Would you want to? Don't get so down...here, have some of this meat pie. Isn't that Mr. Bigglesworth? Compliments of my mom.

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HALPUU!

RCD 27 - Bobbit? by NooniePuuBunny 8-09-09

So what brings you aboard, little lady? I always love the salton sea, for I have the balls of a Russian Sailor. I keep them in a cedar box under my bed. The Russian Sailor was your father? Yep. Compliments of my mom.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Looks like I'm gonna have to kill this off shortly.  Probably tomorrow if I get around to it.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Well, my nipples are slightly disappointed.  Maybe there is a reason this particular contest had not been done for a year.  That's what I get for messing with the fates.

I'm guessing that I did not follow proper protocol and was supposed to do a different FTC comp.  Live and learn.  If I have screwed up the time space continuum here I apologize. 

With that said, NooniePuuBunny, you did satisfy my nipples.  I hate to put this on you but you are the "winner" if that is possible.  I have faith in you that you can restore the balance here.

Congrats?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

No one can compete with the balls of a russian sailor! Their saltyness scared everyone away from the contest! Mwahahaahahaaa!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.