Just needed a place to put my random thoughts.  Your thoughts on my random thoughts are welcomed.

Tarintino Does Word Play by four_legged_tripod 9-09-09

Tell me today's month you naw-zi bastard! nine. Don't tell me "no" you German piece of shit and answer my questions. What is today's day of the month? Nine! I swear to God I'll cut off your scalp if you tell me "no" one more time! Now tell me what year it is! OH NINE!!!

Show Me Your Vag Badge by four_legged_tripod 7-30-09

I'm sorry sir. Authorized personnel only. It's okay. I'm a professional. Coroner? Taxidermist. Sir, you have no business being down here. Sure I do. I'm here to stuff some dead beavers.

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Shake Your Groove Thing by four_legged_tripod 7-18-09

♫ Hush girl ... Shut your lips Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips ♫ ♫ I said hush girl ... Helen! That's the emergency exit! The dance floor's back this way! WHAAAAA WHUUUU! WHAAAAA WHUUUU!

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Sleezeball Snail: Cross Walkers by four_legged_tripod 8-09-09

Forced to walk the earth for all eternity, Sleezeball encounters many people... He could, if he wanted, use these encounters for the good of all mankind... Would you help a poor old woman across the street? Or not... Are you nuts? I'm a snail for fuck's sake! Our two slow asses in the middle of the road just begs the title "Dead Dumb Asses Walking."

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Working for the Weekend by four_legged_tripod 10-21-09

Uh, Frank? When I asked you to stock the shelves, I didn't mean "stare at them from a distance while masturbating."

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Because I can't think of my own comics anymore:

Ripping Off Comic #477124 by not_Scyess 10-21-09

Uh, Frank? I asked you to stock the shelves. Not stalk the shelves. Shhh... they'll hear you.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Obviously this is bacon man, but it's the closest thing to a hot dog we got.

Little Known Fables: The Hot Dog and the Hallway by four_legged_tripod 10-21-09

There once was a hot dog who found himself in an over-sized hallway. Holy shit! It's a lot bigger in here than I thought it would be! The poor hot dog could not feel anything inside the hallway. I've never felt so alone in my life. Finally, the hot dog resolved to do something about it... Fuck this! If this is as good as it gets, then I'm shoving myself into a pair of tight buns!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Transfer Pass Needed by four_legged_tripod 10-23-09

Waitin' for the bus? Nope. Do you live at this bus stop? Are you homeless? No. I've got an apartment over on 9th. Then why are you hangin' around the bus stop with no clothes on? This is where I get off.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Lost in Translation

Why American cigarettes don't vacation in England. Hey, fag!

by four_legged_tripod, 11-11-09

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Homophobe's Homophones

Hey, queer! I bet you play butt darts with anything but darts!

by four_legged_tripod, 11-11-09

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Homophobe's Homophones

Now listen here fag, I said to have a successful test, I needed more test-ees NOT testes.

by four_legged_tripod, 11-11-09

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Next Time on: Survivor

Southern belle Natalie makes a discovery... Hey guys! Look what I found on the beach! I hit it in the head with a rock! Would one of you lazy fuckers get off your ass and help me drag this thing to the camp fire?

by four_legged_tripod, 11-13-09

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Messin' with Backgrounds by four_legged_tripod 11-13-09

Did you see the new relaxation and masturbation pool I installed in the other room? Fred, that's disgusting. If you're gonna do something like that, at least add something else to the room to help you get off so you're not in there all day. When you think old guy gonna let us out of box?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

When God Punishes Cartoons by four_legged_tripod 11-16-09

For acting too blonde For dry humping the Sea World worker For chronic masturbation

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Parks and Recreation by four_legged_tripod 11-18-09

Hey, who installed the stripper pole behind the bench? I did. It's kinda fun to see who uses it plus it has a special feature. What? It glows in the dark.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Parks and Recreation Part 2 by four_legged_tripod 11-19-09

Hey baby. Can I ride your pole? Dude! These stripper poles you installed are skank magnets! They're your best idea ever!!! Hey there squirrely. Wanna bust a nut in my hole?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

You're really funny, so you don't fit in here at all.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

NeoVid

I don't fit in a lot of places so I guess you're stuck with me.

Outlining the Details by four_legged_tripod 11-20-09

No, no, no! You've made his head all wrong! And he was much fatter than that. Sorry. I'll start over. Is this better? Hey! Who the fuck assigned me to work with Ginormous over here?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Flight Attendants Gone Wild by four_legged_tripod 11-20-09

Sir, this may be the final moment of your life. You may not have another opportunity like this. Take it while it's here. Okay. What about an old fashioned motorboat? Just keep your head between my tits. Sir? Sir, this may be the final moment of your life...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Monet Talks by four_legged_tripod 11-20-09

You've been staring at me for the past month. You got somethin' to say? Well, do ya? I'm tired of all of this silent treatment bullshit. Sorry dude. I can't hear you. My ears are Baroque.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Hair Club for Men by four_legged_tripod 11-24-09

Sorry kid, but to join this club you have to have facial hair; a moustache, a beard. Great! Then I can join! What are you talking about? I have a beard. I don't see a beard. That's cuz I left her at home.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Messin' with Backgrounds II by four_legged_tripod 11-24-09

You put a window in so people could watch you masturbate in your relaxation pool? You better watch out Fred. People can get crazy. Come on now Martha. What's the worst that can happen?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Thanks to boloboffin for the idea

The Stripcreator Players Present: A Read Through of Titanic by four_legged_tripod 11-25-09

I'll never let go Jack. I promise. Jack? Jack? *glug* Fuckin' method actors!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I Feel Different... by four_legged_tripod 11-25-09

I know your mom says you can no longer keep a pet dolphin, but please don't kill me. Don't worry buddy. We have a teleporter here in this room. I'll send you elsewhere. Be careful though, it could change you slightly. Oh I could live with this.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Spicin' it Up by four_legged_tripod 11-25-09

I'd like to try something different tonight. Are you up for it? Wow! Okay, let's do it! Hey! You being gang banged by black dudes while one of them keeps me trapped in the closet was not what I thought you had in mind!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

When Waiters Change Professions by four_legged_tripod 12-01-09

Hi. I'm Mark and I'll be your rapist this evening. Hi Mark. Can I start you off with something? A bitch slap, a knife to the throat? No, I think I'll just get to the main course. 10 minutes later... Have you had enough or can I interest you in some dessert? Do you have anything in a black man?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

The way you play with the backgrounds and the characters is sheer brilliance. I want to be a four legged tripod when I grow up!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Hari_Nezumi

Just stick to my triple H program: Huffing, Harlots, and Hootch and you'll get there.

Oddly enough, I want to be an ogre looking creature wearing a Santa suit when I grow up, so we both have a goal to shoot for.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Reindeer Games by four_legged_tripod 12-03-09

Let's play some Reindeer games. Take this speed. Why not? What's the worst that could happen? I had to fucking ask...

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

After School Special by four_legged_tripod 12-03-09

Next!

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke