Look Before You Leap

Author: four_legged_tripod

Date: December 23, 2009

What happened to your hand?
I tend to look the other way when I stick it in things.
So what was it? Wood chipper, lion's mouth, what?
I was at my girlfriend's house. I didn't realize she had crabs.
So you bit the whole damn thing off?
That's right. Let's see that punk ass try and fondle me again!