Woo hoo! Merry Elf with the W! I'd feel like the Yankees if this was my 27th, but that is not the case ... *cough* Cubs! *cough*
Anyway, thanks to deathtoradio and everyone who contributed. I'll have a new contest up tomorrow night, so sharpen those wits, and - uhh ... duhhh (brain collapse).
"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown