I'm sorry I had to bring you all the way out here in the middle of nowhere, Joe, but I have to tell you a couple of things, one which could be embarrassing in front of the other employees...
What are they?
Everyone in upper managment got together and voted you "Douche Bag of the Century"!
Really? Of the century? Wow. I don't know what to say... So, what's the embarrassing thing you wanted to tell me?
says: