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deathtoradio
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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I decided to make this contest personal, and have you people do some of my work for me. Everyone works with someone who is a complete douchebag. I know I do. And his name is Joe Reichenbock(slightly misspelled so as not to come up on any google searches). This dude is impervious to most put-downs, which is even more annoying. So your task, should you choose to accept it, is to make a comic making fun of his name in some way(Reichen*** would be a good example), putting him down, and verbally making him your *****. The funniest most creative comic wins. Give me some ammunition people. I'll judge them when we get enough entries, or say in two weeks. Just remember, the comic must include his name, or at least a funny altered version.  And...go!

11-01-09 12:04pm (new)
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LittleRocker
The Return

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11-01-09 2:22pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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11-01-09 2:40pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-01-09 6:40pm (new)
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biped
Mr. Wonderful

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11-01-09 7:36pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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CC 438: Joe Randombock by umfumdisi
11-01-09
Bo Gartersock?
No...
Flo Chickenstock?
Something dirtier...
Moe Likin'****?
THAT'S IT!

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11-01-09 8:13pm (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-01-09 9:50pm (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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11-02-09 6:14am (new)
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four_legged_tripod
Do what to who for how many jellybeans?

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11-02-09 6:31am (new)
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RCCOLAMAN
Saving the world from thirst since 1905!

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11-02-09 6:44am (new)
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ArtemisStrong
masturbating to Japanese **** porn

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Booger Tittysnot by ArtemisStrong
11-02-09
If we wish hard enough, Baco, we can make a comic contest everyone will enjoy!
RRRR!!! Let's make fun of someone nobody knows or gives 2 ****s about!!!
B-but...
IT'S GENIUS!
Okay... Uhm... Joseph Rechen-stinky?
DIRTIER! COCK FUCKENSHITTER!!!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

11-02-09 11:52am (new)
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RandomComicLayoutGuy
Obsessive Comic Disorder

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11-03-09 11:47am (new)
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JoeReichenbock
Joe knows

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This comic competition sucks!  deathtoradio is the real douche!

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death to deathtoradio

11-03-09 1:19pm (new)
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JoeReichenbock
Joe knows

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11-03-09 6:03pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC 438: Douche of Rock by fpd
11-03-09
Hey, Johann Reeking Bach, you're going to go baroque the way you keep playing Guitar Hero.
I don't REEK man, I ROCK. And I have all the quarters I need to keep on rocking!
I'll bet. You rock like a regular Joe Bacharach.
Hey, I like that! Bock-a-Rock! I'm Joe Bock-a-Rock, cause I ROCK and I BOCK!
That's bocking, man. Do you know the way to San Jose? I'm outta here.
What do I look like? Joe freaking phone book? Bock you! I'm ROCKING OUT!

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11-03-09 6:55pm (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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CC 438: The Ace, You Say by Namgubed
11-03-09
Say, isn't your name Reichenbock ... Joe Reichenbock?
Yes, sir, that's me!
Did you know there was a famous American WWI ace fighter pilot named Eddie Rickenbacker?
Yeah, there's no relation.
I think we already figured that out, you butt****in' loser. Oh, by the way, you're fired.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

11-03-09 8:21pm (new)
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deathtoradio
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Since no one likes doing my dirty work for me, I'll judge this puppy Friday.

11-03-09 11:05pm (new)
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fpd
Doctor of Fine Parody

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CC 438: The Third Reichenbock by fpd
11-04-09
Working for you Joe makes it feel like the third Reich is back.
That's so not cool. Do you know what the Nazis did to people like me?
They put people like you in charge of the concentration camps?
No, they rounded up people like me, took their businesses away, and debased and murdered them in the concentration camps.
I'm sorry. I should have realized you were Jewish when you made us work on Christmas.
Jewish? No. But the Nazis hated the Jews for being successful businessmen - SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMEN LIKE ME.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

11-04-09 4:19am (new)
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deathtoradio
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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The winner of this contest is Namgubed for this:

 

CC 438: The Ace, You Say by Namgubed
11-03-09
Say, isn't your name Reichenbock ... Joe Reichenbock?
Yes, sir, that's me!
Did you know there was a famous American WWI ace fighter pilot named Eddie Rickenbacker?
Yeah, there's no relation.
I think we already figured that out, you butt****in' loser. Oh, by the way, you're fired.

 

It made me laugh.

 

Honorable mention goes out to Four_legged_tripod for: 
Life's a Crock When You're Named Reichenbock: Day 3 by four_legged_tripod
11-02-09
What is it with all of your sexual advances towards me?
It's just hard to find someone as openly gay in the work place like you. Some guy told me a couple of days ago that you were riding **** in the office.
Oh I get it. Ha ha. It's REICHENBOCK dip ****! MY NAME IS REICHENBOCK! AND I'M NOT GAY YOU LITTLE FUCK! STOP BOTHERING ME!
Why'd you tell him that? You're gayer than a Broadway musical about an interior decorator at a glory hole.
I know. It was just easier to lie than tell him the sight of his shriveled balls turned me off.

11-06-09 9:51am (new)
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Namgubed
The Merry Elf

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Woo hoo!  Merry Elf with the W!  I'd feel like the Yankees if this was my 27th, but that is not the case ... *cough* Cubs! *cough*

Anyway, thanks to deathtoradio and everyone who contributed.  I'll have a new contest up tomorrow night, so sharpen those wits, and - uhh ... duhhh (brain collapse).

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

11-06-09 10:21pm (new)
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crabby
I have an awesome avatar.

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Namgubed wrote:
I'd feel like the Yankees if this was my 27th, but that is not the case ... *cough* Cubs! *cough*

We are kindred spirits.

11-06-09 11:13pm (new)
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mandingo
weak stream

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11-07-09 6:51pm (new)
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