I decided to make this contest personal, and have you people do some of my work for me. Everyone works with someone who is a complete douchebag. I know I do. And his name is Joe Reichenbock(slightly misspelled so as not to come up on any google searches). This dude is impervious to most put-downs, which is even more annoying. So your task, should you choose to accept it, is to make a comic making fun of his name in some way(Reichenfag would be a good example), putting him down, and verbally making him your bitch. The funniest most creative comic wins. Give me some ammunition people. I'll judge them when we get enough entries, or say in two weeks. Just remember, the comic must include his name, or at least a funny altered version.  And...go!

Life's a Crock When You're Named Reichenbock: Day 1 by four_legged_tripod 11-01-09

Do you know where Joe is? Ridin'-Cock? ??? 20 minutes later What's up Joe? Do you have any idea why the new guy keeps dunking his testicles in my coffee cup?

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

RCL no. 2076 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-01-09

Watcha doing, Butch? Checking out the bra models in this Sears catalog... Wow. I didn't know they still made those catalogs. You would think that'd be all done on-line nowadays... Oh, this catalog is from 1978. I've been whacking off to it since 1979... Interesting... Anyway, I gotta go to the men's room and take a big JOE. Don't forget to wipe your REICHENBOCK.

My Joe Reichenbock Comic by biped 11-01-09

FUCK YOU!!! THE END!!! Oh, yeah... Joe Reichenbock. FUCK YOU, THE END!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

CC 438: Joe Randombock by umfumdisi 11-01-09

Bo Gartersock? No... Flo Chickenstock? Something dirtier... Moe Likin'cock? THAT'S IT!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

RCL no. 2077 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-01-09

I'm sorry I had to bring you all the way out here in the middle of nowhere, Joe, but I have to tell you a couple of things, one which could be embarrassing in front of the other employees... What are they? Everyone in upper managment got together and voted you "Douche Bag of the Century"! Really? Of the century? Wow. I don't know what to say... So, what's the embarrassing thing you wanted to tell me? I gave your cat anal herpes...

Life's a Crock When You're Named Reichenbock: Day 2 by four_legged_tripod 11-02-09

Hey there Joe. How's it going? Look man, I appreciate the fact that you've stopped tea bagging my coffee cup, but this turn you've taken to dry humping my ass has got to stop. Am I coming on too strong? No, you're cumming on my wallet.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Life's a Crock When You're Named Reichenbock: Day 3 by four_legged_tripod 11-02-09

What is it with all of your sexual advances towards me? It's just hard to find someone as openly gay in the work place like you. Some guy told me a couple of days ago that you were riding cock in the office. Oh I get it. Ha ha. It's REICHENBOCK dip shit! MY NAME IS REICHENBOCK! AND I'M NOT GAY YOU LITTLE FUCK! STOP BOTHERING ME! Why'd you tell him that? You're gayer than a Broadway musical about an interior decorator at a glory hole. I know. It was just easier to lie than tell him the sight of his shriveled balls turned me off.

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Booger Tittysnot by ArtemisStrong 11-02-09

If we wish hard enough, Baco, we can make a comic contest everyone will enjoy! RRRR!!! Let's make fun of someone nobody knows or gives 2 shits about!!! B-but... IT'S GENIUS! Okay... Uhm... Joseph Rechen-stinky? DIRTIER! COCK FUCKENSHITTER!!!!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

RCL no. 2078 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-03-09

What's the difference between Blow Ripencock and a cum-gurgling whore? The cum-gurgling whore gets paid! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA No, seriously. What's the difference? I don't know...

This comic competition sucks!  deathtoradio is the real douche!

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death to deathtoradio

date night by JoeReichenbock 11-03-09

latex gloves. nylon rope. alcohol. black yard bags. cattle prod. what'cha doin? making sure i have all my supplies. big night tonight? i'm starting my death to deathtoradio tour tonight. cool. just make sure you lock up when you leave joe.

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death to deathtoradio

CC 438: Douche of Rock by fpd 11-03-09

Hey, Johann Reeking Bach, you're going to go baroque the way you keep playing Guitar Hero. I don't REEK man, I ROCK. And I have all the quarters I need to keep on rocking! I'll bet. You rock like a regular Joe Bacharach. Hey, I like that! Bock-a-Rock! I'm Joe Bock-a-Rock, cause I ROCK and I BOCK! That's bocking, man. Do you know the way to San Jose? I'm outta here. What do I look like? Joe freaking phone book? Bock you! I'm ROCKING OUT!

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CC 438: The Ace, You Say by Namgubed 11-03-09

Say, isn't your name Reichenbock ... Joe Reichenbock? Yes, sir, that's me! Did you know there was a famous American WWI ace fighter pilot named Eddie Rickenbacker? Yeah, there's no relation. I think we already figured that out, you buttfuckin' loser. Oh, by the way, you're fired.

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Since no one likes doing my dirty work for me, I'll judge this puppy Friday.

CC 438: The Third Reichenbock by fpd 11-04-09

Working for you Joe makes it feel like the third Reich is back. That's so not cool. Do you know what the Nazis did to people like me? They put people like you in charge of the concentration camps? No, they rounded up people like me, took their businesses away, and debased and murdered them in the concentration camps. I'm sorry. I should have realized you were Jewish when you made us work on Christmas. Jewish? No. But the Nazis hated the Jews for being successful businessmen - SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMEN LIKE ME.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

The winner of this contest is Namgubed for this:

CC 438: The Ace, You Say by Namgubed 11-03-09

Say, isn't your name Reichenbock ... Joe Reichenbock? Yes, sir, that's me! Did you know there was a famous American WWI ace fighter pilot named Eddie Rickenbacker? Yeah, there's no relation. I think we already figured that out, you buttfuckin' loser. Oh, by the way, you're fired.

It made me laugh.

Honorable mention goes out to Four_legged_tripod for: 

Life's a Crock When You're Named Reichenbock: Day 3 by four_legged_tripod 11-02-09

What is it with all of your sexual advances towards me? It's just hard to find someone as openly gay in the work place like you. Some guy told me a couple of days ago that you were riding cock in the office. Oh I get it. Ha ha. It's REICHENBOCK dip shit! MY NAME IS REICHENBOCK! AND I'M NOT GAY YOU LITTLE FUCK! STOP BOTHERING ME! Why'd you tell him that? You're gayer than a Broadway musical about an interior decorator at a glory hole. I know. It was just easier to lie than tell him the sight of his shriveled balls turned me off.

Woo hoo!  Merry Elf with the W!  I'd feel like the Yankees if this was my 27th, but that is not the case ... *cough* Cubs! *cough*

Anyway, thanks to deathtoradio and everyone who contributed.  I'll have a new contest up tomorrow night, so sharpen those wits, and - uhh ... duhhh (brain collapse).

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Namgubed

We are kindred spirits.

this is late, but so am i and it's yours

You don't Nomi by mandingo 11-07-09

Reichenbock, Reichenbock, where have i heard that name before? History Channel probably, but that was a long time ago and this isn't the fatherland that's right, it was on my german language tapes. Reichenbock - that means "total eclipse of the fist," right? are you... crying? nein

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what if nigger meant kite