My comics tend to revolve what's happening up there and down there, and everything else is just random bullshit.

I started making comics here in 2002, but I forgot the password to my old account so I started anew! In my comics, God is a sock puppet, and Jesus is some dude on a cross. And Hell is overrun by an abundance of Satans.

The Divine Comeback Spec-tac-u-la-r-r-r-r-r by funkidelic2 11-07-09

Seven years later...God and Jesus are still around. OK, Jesus-san! We're making our big comeback! Yes, father. We've gotta come up with something that will really blow them out of the water! ....I have AIDS. Wow...dude...son...I'm so sorry! It's OK. I think I'm going to die before it kicks in.

God and his new digs by funkidelic2 11-07-09

God has just moved into his new double-decker skyrise timeshare condiminium uber1337-a-home. Hmmm...it's missing...SOMETHING. But...what? y helo thar, buttsecks? I like trout.

God and Jesus sharing a moment by funkidelic2 11-08-09

God and Jesus. Bonding. Hey, Jesus, pull my finger! I can't. I'm nailed to this cross. Oh, well, er, uhhmm, ahhhh, ohhh! I just farted anyways. My God! My God! Why have you forsaken me? Hey, don't blame me, buddy! It was the triple-decker bean and cheese burrito that I ate that forsook you! **dies**

Dark Side of the Lord by funkidelic2 11-08-09

Meanwhile, back in Heaven. You know, Jesus, I think of all my creations, Pink Floyd is the one that I'm most proud of. What about me? What about you? Oh, I don't know. Your ONLY Son? Savior of ALL humanity? I think I'm going to get you "Dark Side of the Moon" for Christmas. Yay...Happy Birthday to me...

Will the real Slim Satan please stand up? by funkidelic2 11-07-09

The dead center of Hades, shortly after P.S.T. P.M. rush hour. What the hell? WTF? Who the fuck do you think you are? I am the Dark Lord, Satan! Bullshit! I am the Dark Lord, Satan! Well, the plot thickens!

[Click to view comic: 'Satan is as Satan does']

[Click to view comic: 'Satan is as Satan does Part II']

[Click to view comic: 'Flamboyent Cat Lovers II']

Carrying a comic over from 2002, I've kinda started a series:

Flamboyent Cat Lovers by Funkidelic 7-01-02

Humanity! God! I refuse to believe in a God that would allow us to suffer for all eternity! I refuse to believe in a species that would give an Oscar to Russell Crowe! Damn. I have been trumped. Let's do my cat.

Flamboyent Cat Lovers II by funkidelic2 11-07-09

Pasadena, CA. Hola. Que? Why the heck are we speaking Spanish? I don't know. Wanna go get some Taco Bell? Nah. I've got some poppers cooking in the oven. OK. I'll just go eat out my cat.

 

Flamboyent Cat Lovers III by funkidelic2 11-10-09

Amarillo, TX. So, I caught a UFC fight last night. Since when do you watch the UFC? Since I moved to Texas. Why am I also in Texas? I don't know. I find it rather creepy, myself. Yeah...I'm gonna take my cat, but I'll leave my clothes.