I'm sorry for your big self-ingulgent head. Looks like it should have its own atmosphere. Head, Beer! Oh, look, I made him sad. He'll probably go cry himself to sleep on his great big pillow. (Can you tell I rented a movie tonight?)
One time I saw him litter.
I mean, it was an accident, sure, and he picked up the offending littering material in question (edible condom) upon noticing it had fallen out of his pocket, but does that decrease the heinousness of the act? I SAY AGAIN, DOES IT?!
Yeah, I guess it kind of does.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.