RCL no. 6933 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 10-06-19

Holy cow, that new secretary is HOT! Yeah... Her name is Phreaky, and I hear she is every bit her name! Boy, would I'd love to suck on her giant gazongas! I'd be happy to just stump her pussy! Don't you mean finger? You're not very observant, are you?

RCL no. 6959 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-02-19

My parents are coming over, Mini-Clango, so I won't need you to push up my glorious breasts today. Okay. You can put your arms down. Thank you... I feel like an IDIOT standing here like this!

RCL no. 6965 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-09-19

Tell me, Floating Goat... Will- Phreaky sleep with you tonight? Yeah. How did you know I'd be asking you that? Because, every other character on this website's been asking me the same question! Everyone? Everyone except Adam... He asked me if it was safe to eat Jamalia's pussy and I jokingly said yes! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

RCL no. 6985 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-27-19

Hello, little feller... Wow, you are HOT! And, HUUUUGE!! Are those babies real? Yes. Oh, drat... I was hoping your tits were actually two big bags of chestnuts! Bags of what? Chestnuts. Get it? Chest. Nuts. HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - When ads on TV backfire... by edoggydog 2-13-20

Your Valentine's gift is in the bedroom, Phreaky. Groovy! You got me one of those giant teddy bears like we saw on TV! YAY!! OH, YEAH THAT'S IT, YOU BIG BEAST!!! STICK YOUR GIANT FURRY COCK IN MY WET PUSSY UNTIL I COME!!! UNNNNGGGH!!! NUNNNNGGGH!!! Phreaky..?

RCL no. 7095 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-08-20

Hey, Phreaky... Can your girls come out and play? You know I don't have have children. Who's talking about children, if you know what I mean? Beat it, perv! Okay! *fwap* *fwap^ *fwap* *fwap* *fwap^ Please. Stop. Now.

RCL no. 7121 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-04-20

Hmmpf! Sorry, Phreaky... I didn't know calling your breasts, "titties" would be offensive to you. You need to show them more respect than that! Okay... How about "SUPER titties"? Better What do I feel like I'm talking to the future you in the next panel?

RCL no. 7144 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-04-20

Meanwhile, back at CNN... Damn! How long before you can matte in the background? "Ten minutes." Check out the double-D's on that new intern, Phreaky! WE DON'T HAVE TEN MINUTES!! WE GO ON IN FOUR MINUTES!!! "We're moving as fast as we can." White Tits Matter! WELL, MOVE FASTER!!! HOW CAN WE FOOL THE AMERICAN PUBLIC IF WE CAN'T CGI A COP CHOPPING OFF HIS ARM AT THE ELBOW IN TIME??

RCL no. 7172 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-10-20

What's the theme for the current comic contest? Homosexuals! You mean, like two gay guys butt-fucking each other? Unnnggh huh! What about two, hot, big-titted lesbos doing a sloppy, interacial 69-ing al a Phreaky and Jamalia? UNNNNNGGGH!! HUHHHHHHNNGGH!!!

RCL no. 7182 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 7-25-20

============== ZAP! ============ I'm so sorry, ma'am... I accidently zapped your breasts and now they're HUGE!!! Hit them again! I don't know if that is all too health- wait. Didn't we already do this comic? Yeah, maybe. Probably. Who cares? Do you think our viewers are going to go back through 7100+ comics to double-check? They don't have to... They can just go look in the "Ode to Phreaky" thread in the comic forums! True... True... But, in the meantime, HIT THEM AGAIN, DIPWAD!!!

RCL no. 7227 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-20

Yes! Yes! YESSSSS!!!! You got the promotion? I actually got demoted! Then, why are you so happy? I don't have to kiss my boss, Phreaky's humogous tits anymore! Wait. What?

RCL no. 7228 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-20

...and then she lifted up her top and out bounced those infamous double-D's! Was that before or after the murder? What murder? I thought you said Phreaky was the killer... No... I said she her tits were "killer"! Next.

RCL no. 7235 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-19-20

Your eyelids are getting... You are getting sleepy! "Is your item for Show & Tell is trying to hypnotize me?" Yes. "Nice try, Francis, but I will not be removing my top for you!" But, I'll lose my five dollar bet with the fellas, Miss Phreaky!

RCL no. 7259 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-08-20

*knock* *knock* Who's there? My name is Phreaky, and I'm running for the 44th district and- You've got my vote! Don't you want to know the type of things I support? From your campaign poster I saw on the billboard outside my bedroom window, I'm assuming two of the things are those Zeppelins parked on the front of your chest!

RCL no. 7266 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-10-21

Look! Those MAGA freaks are attacking the Capitol! Ever notice how that Wahington Monument looks like a big, white penis? What? The John C. Holmes Monument seems more appropriate. Oh, shit... A cop just shot that cracker bitch! Dude... Take a picture of me lying down in such a way that monu-ment makes me look like I got a gigantic erect cock so I can send it to Phreaky!

RCL no. 7282 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-03-21

Damn, your tits are HUGE! Do you have a pet name for them? I call them the "Twins"... Are they identical? No... The right one is slightly bigger than the left. UUUUNNNGGH!! NUUUNNNGGGH!!!

RCL no. 7294 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-21

Oh, snap... Phreaky's sunbathing topless in her front yard again! YARRRRRGH!!! Boy, she sure has a nice pair! Pair of what? *the joke here is he only has one eye, so he can only see one tit. TITS, dumbass! I only see one...*

RCL no. 7307 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-21

Every teen movie from the 80's... I am a total dweeb! And, I am the hottest girl in high school! Yet, I will end up sleeping with you in the end? Yes, if you play your cards right! What if I play them wrong? Just stick to the script and you'll do fine...

RCL no. 7311 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-20-21

When are you going to put a nose on my face, Brad? When we get the necessary mega-bytes, Butch. I'm seeing a shitload of unused megabytes floating around to the left of me, Brad. I know, but we needs those for Phreaky's ever-expanding tits, Butch. Aren't Phreaky's tits big enough, Brad? With all the perverts on this site, Phreaky's tits could never be big enough, Butch.

RCL no. 7343 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-05-21

Can I help you? I'm with the Orange County Register and I have a few quetions to ask you... About what? You being arrested for sex with a minor. It's not my fault! I though she was at least eighteen... I mean, a twelve year-old shouldn't have tits bigger than Phreaky's! Which brings me to my other question: what's her name, address, cell phone number, and is her pussy really tight?

RCL no. 7355 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-20-21

Are you staring at my glorious double-D's, you pervert, Butch? No, Phreaky. Too bad... If, you were, I was going to let you fondle them! I lied... I was staring at them! Can I fondle them now, Phreaky? I only reward perversity, Butch... Not dishonesty!

RCL no. 7367 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-21

Let's see... Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles. Of beer... But, if one beer happens to fall... THEN, WE FIRE THE BARBACK!!!! "You'd fire Phreaky over spilled beer???" I would have fired her a long time ago if I could have figured how to keep just her tits employed!

RCL no. 7370 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-12-21

She's late... Don't worry... She'll be here! What am I doing here anyway? I have no penis! I need you to record me as I undo Phreaky's bra and let her chest zeppelins bounce on my forehead! My Sony Handy-cam is broken and I have no space on my I-Phone! You're just fucking full of good news, aren't you, Melty?

Groovy! - 2020 was great year for TWO reasons by edoggydog 1-02-22

Some people are saying 2022 will really be just "2020, too"... Groovy! So, you're good with 2022 just being a repeat of 2020? Yes! COVID got started in 2020. Joe Biden got elected in 2020. There were wide-spread rioting in 2020. Nothing good happened in 2020! Why would you want a repeat of that horrible year? Phreaky let me fondle her gigantic tits in 2020!