Sexier than Harry Potter, Bigger than Lord of the Rings, its Ron Jeremy the Movie

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

my nickname is ron jeremy...
i'm not really ten and a half inches though...
sorry to dissapoint...

still it was gratifying that at the moment of penile unveiling my ex said "well, your nickname is certainly justified!"

unless she was being sarcastic...
i'm sure the hysterical laughter that ensued was at her own joke and not at my unmentionables...

wait a minute... that wasn't a joke...
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
DON'T .. LOOK .. AT .. ME!!!

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

In a pinch you can use Dexx as a stand-in for Ron Jeremy.

Trials of TOBOR, Part V by israphael 9-25-01

Tobor you're perfect. You're tall, sexy, and got a huge... er... um... instrument. You got what it takes to be a porn star, or my name isn't Ron Jeremy. PORN STAR??? And I got the perfect porn star name for you, Rod Shafter ROD SHAFTER??? Come with me and I'll introduce you to the boys. THE BOYS???

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I used to work with a band called Brat. Their guitar player's name was Dominic DeLaDonna. His nickname was: Dominic DeLaDonna M.D.

M.D. stood for "Mule Dick". This guy has a schwantz the size of a mortadella....

*sigh*

bunner,
over here,
in the beige house,
not at all jealous....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Sometimes feeling average isn't so bad.

Feeling lonely on the other hand... :|

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.